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All-time low for viewer ship in the houston area. viewer than 1,000 households tuned into watch the game. >> could yyou could get 500 by accident. mets hosting the giants. last night in queens. notable for not the match-up, but for jerry seinfeld stopping by to help call the game. of course keith hernandez, they reminisced a little bit about the show. >> celebrating our 20th anniversary of appearing on tv together. >> thats this year. thats right. >> 20 years. >> 93. thats right. i got a phone...

I think doing something cosmetic is probably a lot worse than doing nothing at all. jon: you probably saw in the national review the president has proposed a limited strike that will kill thousands of people but not kill asad or drive him from power. not a strategy, he says. that is an act of heat. would you agree? >> it is. its sort of like a seinfeld episode. its like were doing this out of spite. one of the things that i think is outrageous, and again, im with john mccain on this and im not a...

Kanye west was reportedly paid $3 million to perform at the reception for the kazahnstan presidents grandson. ♪ and finally, jennifer aniston and the cast of "were the millers" had a good laugh at her expense when they surprised with the tune of a family mouse show. >> i watch more seinfeld reruns. all right, dylan, what about the holiday forecast? >> well, the holiday forecast is going to be much more comfortable, especially in parts of minnesota, where its back down into the 50s. it will...

Elaine from "seinfeld" can get a job with the rockets. that was spasm. i was waiting for someone to go up to her and say, dont let her swallow her tongue. dont let her swallow her tongue. this was not a statement about american culture. the kids thought it was dopey too. martha: michael, there is a crassness worked its way to so much of sew sight and entertainment now. this may be the miley cyrus story. i do think its a sad story. i hope she can turn it around. nobody likes to see somebody self-...

Protesters cancelled todays protests for security reasons. president obama is wrapping up an eight-day vacation on marthas vineyard. his break included lots of golfing. among his partners, seinfeld producer, larry david. the president hits the roads later this week to highlight his proposals for helping the middle class. his campaign-style bus tour will take him to syracuse and binghamton, new york. he travels to scranton, pennsylvania, friday. now back to "fareed zakaria g " gps". entrepren...

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So call me today. youll be glad you did. cannonbox! [splash!] >> you got two beds in here. >> thats right. thats me on the left. >> so you sleep in separate beds? >> 30 years ago we came to an agreement. it was the only way i could get some rest. >> really? >> still has the jimmy arms. >> you can get that in your arms? >> like you wouldnt believe. >> i love that scene from seinfeld. a new study out this morning, seems to support franks assessment of his sleep patterns with estelle which is sleep...

>> i dont want to think about that one. whats coming, play the "seinfeld" clip. you remember. i know do you. >> i got my new plates. somebody got mine and i got their plates. what do they say? >> assman. im cosmo kramer, the assman. >> yeah. dr. assmo kramer. proctology. and someone like you i could have a new start. >> well -- whoa. whoa. did you see my license plate? >> and so tobias, hoping to straighten it out, his image set out on new start. >> think about it for a minute, im sure youll g...

Krakhead and im a spy. >> i dont want to think about that one. whats coming, play the "seinfeld" clip. you remember. i know do you. >> i got my new plates. somebody got mine and i got their plates. what do they say? >> assman. im cosmo kramer, the assman. >> yeah. dr. assmo kramer. proctology. and someone like you i could have a new start. >> well -- whoa. whoa. did you see my license plate? >> and so tobias, hoping to

What about these? >> old fart and horn man. >> horn man good, old fart denied. >> what about big turd and big johnson. >> big johnson was approved big turd rejected. >> who wanted to drive around with big turd on their license plate. already a bunch of unique and somewhat questionable license plates on cars already. see food. krakhed. and help to pea, possibly belonging to a urologist about. >> you know whats coming, we have to play the seinfeld clip.