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fox news saturday night. hopping. ♪ welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time im dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just dont be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds with...

[ ♪♪ ] [ cheering ] >> greg: yes! thank you. what did i miss? all right. lets do some jokes. tell all books from under bidens baby mama will go on sale in late august. meanwhile hunters working on his own book how to win friends and bank your brothers wife. when asked by reported few few people to finish out another tour president biden replied, okay? are you all right. did you fall on your head. but it was not the first time that he was caught talking to himself. on wednesday the ...

have yes. >> thank you. thank you so what did i miss? all right. lets do some joke all ris. a tell all book from hunter b bidens baby mama will go on sale in late august. meanwhile, hunter is working how on his own book, how to winn friends and bang your brotherft wife. when asked by a reporter if he would be able finish out another tour, president biden replied. are you okay? are you all right? did you falllied, your head? but this wasnt the first time joe was caught talkings o to him...

>> whats happening here is weaponization of it no one has seen before ever. mother teresa could not beat these charges. >> jesse: the trump verdict. could be any second. >> i take full responsibility for my actions. i was disgusting then when i did it and im disgusted now, im so sorry. >> jesse: the pd grand jury is here. >> on memorial day i proudly stood with a black man. >> jesse: biden fights the black exodus with elmo. >> can you fathom that? >> jesse: plus... >> im a man, im a ma...

. joe biden is very much alive and running for reelection. kamala harris answers a question nobody asks whenfrie i dinde. >> i dont want friends to be the first thing thats mentioned. androwne american icon drowned a jacuzzi. what happened? r you. >> youre a good guy. i voted for you.nt yo >> i know youre a nice guy.to this is where you need to leave here. can i givejohn you harmony? >> dont you dare talk to john fetterman. plus, foul. oh, one of americas favoritewen actorsd, died over...

>> jesse: kamala harris answers a question nobody asked. >> when i die i dont want friends to be the first thing thats mentioned. >> jesse: an american icon, drowned in a jacuzzi, what happened? >> youre a good guy, i voted for you. this is important. >> you need to leave. >> jesse: dont you dare talk to john fetterman. plus. foul. >> jesse: one of americas favorite actors died over the weekend, matthew perry who played chandler bing who played in "friends," under water in his hot top ...

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hello and good morning, everyone, welcome to "cnn this morning." im amara walker. >> im victor blackwell. this morning hollywood is saying goodbye to 90s sitcom legend matthew perry. he passed away last night at his home in los angeles. best known for playing chandler bing on "friends" as 54 years old. >> tell you what. when were 40, if neither of us are married, what do you say you and i get together and have one? >> why would i be married when im 40? >> oh, no, no, no, i meant hypoth...

fleabag: im not obsessed with sex. i just cant stop thinking about it. dan levy: sexuality has come a long way in sitcom history. larry: can you donate a penis to a person whos transitioning? michael gross: laughter is a great way to deal with a very tricky world. george: daddy horny, michael elizabeth meriwether: sitcoms talk about sex... claire: my underwear. phil: my god. elizabeth meriwether: and about relationships. issa: im breaking up with him tonight. margaret cho: these shows ...