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[mimics explosion] - but then, suddenly, they had this hit with an unknown comic. this was the era of "seinfeld." no hugging, no learning. and this was a show being made as if it was produced in the era of the "dick van dyke show." - i love you! - oh! - there was hugging, there was learning. - i love you, son. - all right, all right. - if you worked for me, your job was to go home, get in a fight with your wife, and come back in and tell me about it. - dont sleep on the couch! i just cleaned dow...

And truly, nothing happened in the episode. they were waiting for a table. - [sighs] i feel like just walking over there and taking some food off of somebodys plate. - we said to larry david, "hey, like, nothing happens." and larry was offended. [laughs] he was, like, wildly offended. - nbc believed in the show so they said, "were committing to four episodes." - yes, yeah, right. four episodes. - 4--normally its 13 or 8 or something. - yes, at least. so we didnt really think that they had too mu...

Democrats are in charge and democrats have made it so that student loan debt doesnt matter, its like monopoly money, can you wave it away, i just write it off, jerry asked kramer, you just write it off. well thats the joke. you dont just write it off. this hurts people, it hurts the taxpayers. until the democrats stop giving that notion in peoples heads, we are going to be in this problem, the only problem is the financial planner in me, i am a financial planner on the side -- i am not. these in...

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"Seinfeld" alum Jason Alexander exclusively joked to Page Six that he doesn't get "mobbed" by fans in New York because he's "aged badly."

To handle it. you ever flush the toilet in a big party and the water starts coming up? this is the most frightening moment in the life of a human being. >> it is an illumination on something that was right in front of you. it was right there. but when they bring it up, it is the way they shine the light on it. >> what in gods name are we doing? >> what? >> what kind of lives are these? we are like children. we are not men. >> no, we are not. we are not men. >> we are pathetic. you know that? >> ...

- judy! - judy! judy! oh, my god. - by the way, that shelf coming down was not planned. that shelf really did come down, and larry and jeff just acted their way through it. - what do i do? - stick it in your jacket. - jeffrey! - its too big. where do i put it? - do something. shes coming up. - i think "curb" in many ways is the ultimate descendant of "seinfeld." its in a much more real, truthful place where morality is a gray area... - wheres the [bleep] head? - and everybodys redefining it all ...

I was alone. - the turning point for "seinfeld" from, like, nice show that all of the cool people kinda know about but thats it to massive hit was the episode called "the contest," where they tried to abstain from self-pleasure for as long as possible. all: yeah! - 6:30. time for your bath. - george, im hungry! - hang on, ma. hang on. - once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you could pretty much get away with anything. - well, i guess youll be going back to that hospital. - well, my mother, je...

- think this is him right here. - oh. uh, is there a table ready? - "the chinese restaurant" was one of the very, very early episodes of "seinfeld." and truly, nothing happened in the episode. they were waiting for a table. - [sighs] i feel like just walking over there and taking some food off of somebodys plate. - we said to larry david, "hey, like, nothing happens." and larry was offended. [laughs] he was, like, wildly offended. - nbc believed in the show so they said, "were committing to four...

They had just fallen apart over the early part of the 90s. and theyd gone through a couple different network executives. - [whistling descending tone] [mimics explosion] - but then, suddenly, they had this hit with an unknown comic. this was the era of "seinfeld." no hugging, no learning. and this was a show being made as if it was produced in the era of the "dick van dyke show." - i love you! - oh! - there was hugging, there was learning. - i love you, son. - all right, all right. - if you work...