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>> where is someone? im starving. >> this is him right here. >> is there a table ready? >> the chinese restaurant was one of the very, very early episodes of "seinfeld." and truly nothing happened in the episode. of somebodys plate. >> we said to larry david, hey, like, nothing happens. and larry was offended. he was, like, wildly offended. >> nbc believed in the show so they said, were committing to four episodes. >> yes, yeah, right. four episodes. >> normally its 13 or eight or something. >> ...

>> my mother caught me. >> caught you? doing what? >> you know. i was alone. >> the turning point for "seinfeld" from like nice show that all of the cool people kind of know about but thats it, to massive hit, was an episode called "the contest" where they tried to abstain from self-pleasure for as long as possible. >> 6:30, time for your bath. >> george, im hungry. >> hang on, ma. hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be...

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Again. all right. i will. im laura ingram . this is the "ingraham angle" from washington tonight to joe or not to joe. >> thats the focus of tonights angle. now, johnny carson, he knew when to retire. >> he did it when he was on top and one of the lucky people in the world. i found something i always wanted to do and i have enjoyed every single minute of it. i can only tell you it has been an honor and a privilege to come into your homes all these years and entertain you and seinfeld. >> he coul...

Im 19 years old. this was my job in this class. my head starts to explode at the break. i asked her for her number so we can go out to lunch. and she said oh, no. i have a boyfriend. i. >> i was acting. >> and walked away. yes. so not only was my head spinning from the experience of kissing this pretty girl, my assignment in that class, now she is telling me she wasnt into me at all. oh my god, now whats this world to me. so i thought i dont know what i want to do, but this is really attractive....

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Down was not planned. that shelf really did come down, and larry and jeff just acted their way through it. >> what do i do? >> stick it in your jacket. >> jeffrey! >> its too big. >> do something, shes coming up! >> i think "curb" in many ways is the ultimate descendant of "seinfeld." its in a much more real, truthful place where morality is a gray area. >> wheres the [ bleep ] head? >> and everybodys redefining it all the time. >> the kid is home, hysterical, because her doll judy has been deca...

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Give me your love ♪ ♪ got me hooked with your wild ways ♪ i cant get you from my head ♪ >> laura: nothing says love like a roach, jimmy. >> and i just want everyone in the rest of the country to know were not kidding this is a real program. but the problem is supplies are limited because all the new york roaches are moving to florida. they said the taxes were too high appear adams put other roaches in their roach motels so theyre fleeing now. but, dude, anybody who thinks its a good idea...