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Four kids. i love her. so self-deprecating. >> think i can get a bodyguard for a supermodel? >> your significant other would not appreciate that. not a good idea. you know what else wasnt a good idea? allison pille, star of "the newsroom." if you guys watch that show. here she is. the picture didnt look like this. she accidentally tweeted a picture of herself, waist up, topless, to twitter she hit the upload button instead of delete. she quickly removed it after realizing what she had done. litt...

Obstruct everything this president wants to make happen in the past four years? how can he break the fever? >> well, i feel like chris christie following ann romney when i have to follow chris matthews on this program at this moment, especially with that great crowd. what hes got to do, i think, is pick up where president clinton left off because president clinton addressed this issue. you know, when he had that line and said for goodness sakes, he put hillary in thec cabinet as the secretary of...

He needs to be real. he needs to acknowledge that he is disappointed with where we are right now. >> why does he need to be self-deprecating? certainly at the rnc we didnt see self-deprecation there. we saw what many said were people praising their background. why does he need to be self-deprecating if hes being a leader? im a military kid. people dont often back down on what theyve accomplished. youre mess, chris matthews. why does he need to be self-deprecating, michael? >> because hes in char...

All fun. check it out. >> you made me a deal. i could have put you in the deepest, darkest hole. but i kept you out because i knew that one day would come when you were going to pay me back. >> you got to love this, right? did i mention chuck norris? may have forgotten. >> macgyver? >> he is not in it. him and clint eastwood. >> did pretty well. a 63% on the tomato meter. taut, violent, suitably self-deprecating. >> everything you want in a guy movie. >> two hours of entertainment. >> a movie, w...

If we win you. >> its great to be here in north canton or joe biden might say its great to be here nevada. >> dana: i like when politicians have fun and be self-deprecating. the liberal line that underscores what everybody is thinking. >> andrea: with the serious issues there should be humor. biden provided the wrong humor. paul ryan, i dont think they can get a glove on him. i dont. >> dana: the whole time he has got a clean personal life, he knows the issues. hes not easy to make fun of. he is...

Destroying 100 sets. all fun. check it out. >> you made me a deal. i could have put you in the deepest, darkest hole. but i kept you out because i knew that one day would come when you were going to pay me back. >> you got to love this, right? did i mention chuck norris? may have forgotten. >> macgyver? >> he is not in it. him and clint eastwood. >> did pretty well. a 63% on the tomato meter. taut, violent, suitably self-deprecating. >> everything you want in a guy movie. >> two hours of enterta...

♪ call me maybe. >> that is one way to try to get a job in this economy. clearly the private sector is not doing fine. [ laughter ] >> this is a graduate of elan university. and she is a very capable graduate. we are not judging her singing abilities. >> yes we are. >> going out there and appealing to employers. >> she has a degree in jirnl. minor in theater arts. so she is trying to distinguish herself. >> play that music again. we will let you decide. >> do it again. >> if im a potential emp...

her husband the prominent scientist and he says he was out of town at the time. she doesnt remember. were digging deeper. im wolf blitzer and youre in "the situation room." -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> hes faced a barrage of attacks on his business record with democrats portraying him as a job-cutting corporate raider, but mitt romney is opening up about his time at bain capital and vowing to cut the jobless rate. lets go to our national political correspondent jim acosta a...

afghans want him tried in their country but the ambassador to the u.s. says his government trusts the american investigation. and the worlds most valuable public corporation now wants to share its wealth. some of it anyway. apple just announced a quarterly dividend of $2.65 a share beginning sometime this summer. it also plans to buy back $10 billion worth of shares over the next three years. together those -- that outlay rather costs 45 billion or as apple might think of it pretty m...

Dana is the only one taking it seriously. the article is done by a woman saying everybody fails. she said last month, i took zumba classes, and all these classes. she decluttered her apartment. so why is the article based on what the writer is telling everybody what a great person she was? >> dana: maybe she resolved -- no, i think she is being self-deprecating and admitting she has things she needed to improve upon. so its like confession she went and did all of this. i didnt take it as the res...