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President trump was impeached today. Though i think its a little like having a raccoon in your garage and poking it with a broom. Its still there, its just mad now. President trump was on twitter during todays Impeachment Vote and accused democrats of carrying out quote an assault on america and an assault on the Republican Party filled with atrocious lies by the radical left. [ laughter ] i feel like we elected a 2 00 a. M. Mattress commercial as president. Why do you always have to use all cap...

Sound check. [ light laughter ] check, one, two check, one, two. I invented jet skis. Check, one, two. [ light laughter ] dung former Trump Campaign manager, cory lewandowskis appearance before congress today, one representative called lewandowski, quote, some kind of forrest gump relating to corruption, due to his appearance in numerous scandals. Hey, if the haircut fits [ light laughter ] President Trump watched his former Campaign Manager cory lewandowskis congressional testimony today from a...

Sound check. [ light laughter ] check, one, two, check, one, two. I invented jet skis, check, one, two. [ light laughter ] during former Trump Campaign manager, cory lewandowskis appearance before congress today, one representative called lewandowski, quote, some kind of forrest gump relating to corruption, due to his appearance and numerous scandals. Hey, if the haircut fits [ light laughter ] President Trump watched his former Campaign Manager cory lewandowskis congressional testimony today fr...

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President biden is staring down a raging border crisis bringing Violent Crime to america. We know this and were living through it. Horrific acts committed by Illegal Immigrants making headlines over and over. Even some in the legacy media cant help but cover it, there is so much of it. Terrorists are coming across the president s wide open southern border. Bidens Border Policies are now nationwide voters top concerns. The Biden Campaign may be running out of time to change the narrative. It is t...

Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and Jacquelene Acevedo [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news ohio congressman jim jordan failed to secure enough votes today in the second round of voting to become House Speaker and received only 199 votes. Thats worse than he did yesterday. If they keep doing votes hes eventually going to get to zero and then hell...

Entrance. Japanese Prime Minister shinzo abe yesterday gifted President Trump a white version of trumps signature make America Great again hat reading, donald and shinzo make Alliance Even greater. And melania gave him a special hat in return. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to nbc news, commerce secretary wilbur ross failed to disclose that he shares business interest with Vladimir Putins immediate family. Not only that, but he shares dna with one of jeff dunhams puppets. [ laugh...

I wanted to make a wrestling entrance. Japanese Prime Minister shinzo abe yesterday gifted President Trump a white version of trumps signature make America Great again hat reading, donald and shinzo make Alliance Even greater. And melania gave him a special hat in return. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to nbc news, commerce secretary wilbur ross failed to disclose that he shares business interest with Vladimir Putins immediate family. Not only that, but he shares dna with one of ...

President trump spoke on the phone with canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau yesterday amidst increased tensions on trade. Im guessing trump wanted to trade faces . [ laughter ] [ applause ] and then ill just have yours for a week. You have mine for a week. And then [ laughter ] and then well just see what happens. [ light laughter ] President Trump signed an order today that allows the department of the interior to review whether National Monuments across the country should be eliminated or m...

Minister Justin Trudeau yesterday amidst increased tensions on trade. Im guessing trump wanted to trade faces . [ laughter ] [ applause ] and then ill just have yours for a week. You have mine for a week. And then [ laughter ] and then well just see what happens. [ light laughter ] President Trump signed an order today that allows the department of the interior to review whether National Monuments across the country should be eliminated or modified. For example, heres his proposal for the statue...