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untrackable guns to be sent to mexico in an effort to track... (laughter). ... guns going to... its the zaniest south of the border mixup since "the three amigos." (applause) by the way, this segment brought to you by "the three amigos. the three amigos." because two amigos would have been a stupid (bleep)ing movie. (laughter) there were a lot of different punch lines to that one. last week brought a troubling new development to the fast and furious story. >> president obama today for ...

youll recall fast and furious was a program where we allowed untrackable guns to be sent to mexico in an effort to track... (laughter). ... guns going to... its the zaniest south of the border mixup since "the three amigos." (applause) by the way, this segment brought to you by "the three amigos. the three amigos." because two amigos would have been a stupid (bleep)ing movie. (laughter) there were a lot of different punch lines to that one. last week brought a troubling new development...

humidity and temperatures generally in the 50s. here in washington 71 degrees. dulles, 59 degrees, 53 fredericksburg. ocean city, 62 degrees. nice start to your day it will warm quickly we are expecting afternoon highs, warmer than yesterday, mid-90s but not a whole lot of humidity, warm afternoon, but without too much humidity we are not dealing with any heat advisories like we are for the day tomorrow. your satellite radar high pressure will keep us nice and dry, a few clouds in your...

amassing outside the supreme court not only media but a number of demonstrators most appear to be against president obamas health care plan. we heard them chanting things such as obama care has got to go. this is an issue that divided the nation since day one now the wait is about to end. this was signed into law by president obama in 2010. the biggest issue is that individual mandate which rewire choirs all manage -- requires all americans have health care insurance or pay a penalty. ...

- phoenix! - and finally, anders, blake, and alan-- - alan? - the other office pranksters. i wanted to show you a painting i made for your cubicle. im so proud of it, and i hope that it brightens your day. - she was a painter? - i dont know. - its right over here. psych! [all yelling, muttering] cant unsee this! im the main office prankster for life, you mother[bleep]ers. - this doesnt affect me. ive seen a lot of porno, this doesnt affect me. - still got it. - okay, uh, wow. - oh. - i...

it "ted." (laughter) we begin tonight with fast and furious, a scandal which as youll recall fast and furious was a program where we allowed untrackable guns to be sent to mexico in an effort to track... (laughter). ... guns going to... its the zaniest south of the border mixup since "the three amigos." (applause) by the way, this segment brought to you by "the three amigos. the three amigos." because two amigos would have been a stupid (bleep)ing movie. (laughter) there were a lot of ...

gentleman behind "family guy." let me just say this, if you see one movie this summer where a teddy bear uses a urinal, make it "ted." (laughter) we begin tonight with fast and furious, a scandal which as youll recall fast and furious was a program where we allowed untrackable guns to be sent to mexico in an effort to track... (laughter). ... guns going to... its the zaniest south of the border mixup since "the three amigos." (applause) by the way, this segment brought to you by "the t...

but it is anti-emmerich -- anti- immigration part that is the most controversial part of that arizona law requiring that police officers run a check on anyone whose immigration status they believe is suspicious. >> so often, there is controversy. >> this is not the way to treat immigrants. >> todays decision is no difference -- no different as the laws of holt -- up held. >> anybody that has my skin color, that has a last name like mine, it is like, show me your papers. it is like a na...

♪ e getting ready for hour number two. jacki schechner youre from florida. have you ever personally vetted marco rubio? [ laughter ] >> if i did i wouldnt tell. >> stephanie: youre a classy came. >> i dont vet and tell. >> stephanie: whats that -- how do people feel in florida about the marco? >> i havent been there for a few months now so i havent really taken the poll. >> stephanie: yeah. >> but what ive gathered is that some...

since the great depression. that was when fdr won and at that time unemployment was 13.7%. whats happening? we went to find out. we asked our strike team. 24 of americas business leaders including entrepreneurs and ceos, cisco and others. 11 out of 18 said the job market is stalling. and they are less optimistic than they were just one month ago. ellen calman said im an optimist and i was hoping to see some stronger growth by now. this is clearly going to be a slower recovery. so im a ...