Limits, i will totally destroy and obliterate the economy of turkey. ] that would be reassuring if you ever considered anything off limits [ laughter ] you had sex with a porn star, you partied with Jeffrey Epstein and you drive your golf cart on the green. [ laughter ] the only way youll stop turkey is if they try to get your tax returns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause obliterate, obliterate. President trump reportedly told House Republicans on a private call yesterday that impeachment is a, quote, bad thing to have on your resume. [ laughter ] dude, do you really think your next jobs gonna require a resume wow, it says here you were teds [ laughter ] we really like to see that kind of ambition at kinkos. [ laughter ] lawyers for the whistleblower responsible for the initial complaint about President Trumps contact with ukraine revealed this weekend that they are now representing multiple clients raising issue with the call okay, how many people were on this call . This thing is s
From fox nfl sunday, reporter erin Andrews Music from ryan beatty featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and Jacquelene Acevedo [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing all right and now, if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden appeared last night on 60 minutes and spoke about the ongoing war between israel and hamas, and you could tell he was nervous, because he kept asking, how many more minutes . [ laughter ] the senate returned this week from a fall recess unfortunately the house is still in detention [ laughter ] House Republicans on friday picked ohio congressman jim jordan to be their nominee for speaker of the house the vote was 81 no, and 124, yeah, fine. [ laughter ] republican congressman George Santos reportedly got into a screaming match thursday with an activist at the capital while holding a 2monthold baby [ light laughter ] so finally, hes actually representing the peop
The cia concluded this weekend that russia mounted an operation to influence the election, and help donald trump win which was exactly when trump realized he has been pronouncing cia wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, sia. Seth cia . [ laughter and applause ] its not a word. China reportedly flew a Nuclear Bomber over the South China Sea near taiwan in what is being viewed as a show of force against donald trump. But thats not how you get to him china. This is how you get to him. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Minority leader harry reid recently said in an interview that donald trump is not as bad as i thought he would be. Geez buddy, how low were your expectations . [ light laughter ] harry reid is the guy that gets a rat in his bucket at kfc and says well, theyre trying their best. [ light laughter ] it is extra crispy. Hillary clinton gave a speech last week criticizing the epidemic of fake news being spread, or maybe she didnt. [ light laughter ] wisconsin has finished its recount with
The cia concluded this weekend that russia mounted an operation to influence the election, and help donald trump win which was exactly when trump realized he has been pronouncing cia wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, sia. Seth cia . [ laughter and applause ] its not a word. China reportedly flew a Nuclear Bomber over the South China Sea near taiwan in what is being viewed as a show of force against donald trump. But thats not how you get to him china. This is how you get to him. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Minority leader harry reid recently said in an interview that donald trump is not as bad as i thought he would be. Geez buddy, how low were your expectations . [ light laughter ] harry reid is the guy that gets a rat in his bucket at kfc and says well, theyre trying their best. [ light laughter ] it is extra crispy. Hillary clinton gave a speech last week criticizing the epidemic of fake news being spread, or maybe she didnt. [ light laughter ] wisconsin has finished its recount with
The cia concluded this weekend that russia mounted an operation to influence the election, and help donald trump win which was exactly when trump realized he has been pronouncing cia wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, sia. Seth cia . [ laughter and applause ] its not a word. China reportedly flew a Nuclear Bomber over the South China Sea near taiwan in what is being viewed as a show of force against donald trump. But thats not how you get to him china. This is how you get to him. [ laughter and applause ] Senate Minority leader harry reid recently said in an interview that donald trump is not as bad as i thought he would be. Geez buddy, how low were your expectations . [ light laughter ] harry reid is the guy that gets a rat in his bucket at kfc and says well, theyre trying their best. [ light laughter ] it is extra crispy. Hillary clinton gave a speech last week criticizing the epidemic of fake news being spread, or maybe she didnt. [ light laughter ] wisconsin has finished its recount with