Page 62 - Seth News Today

President trump today tweeted fdrs quote about pearl harbor Remembrance Day incorrectly. The correct quote is, a date which will live in infamy. As opposed to what trump wrote. [ laughter and applause ] he got the heart of it, just not according to the new york post, host matt lauer plans to disappear, play golf and stay in the hamptons after being fired. You hear that, donald . If you let us fire you for Sexual Harassment, your life will be exactly the same. [ cheers and applause ] exactly the ...

Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called th...

Former president obama will meet with the leaders of china and india during an Upcoming Trip abroad, while President Trump will meet with who he thinks are leaders of china and india. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to recent analysis, the fcc received more than a million fake comments in favor of repealing net neutrality. Its the most fake comments ever found outside a high school reunion. [ laughter ] oh, my god, you look great [ laughter ] a family in seattle recently called th...

Tommys phone number and he Alabama Senate candidate, would just answer the phone and roy moore, rode on horseback just say, like, are you coming today to his polling place to to movie . [ laughter ] vote in the special election. And you would be like, yeah. Im coming to the movie. Look at that. And he would be like, great, see you there. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. And that was the entirety of the interaction. [ laughter ] and there was also he ran tv [ cheers...

[ light laughter ] Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [...

Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a whi...

Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a whi...

Concede last nights special Senate Election in alabama telling his supporters, quote, god is always in control. Unless moores on his horse in which case no ones in control. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] seth thats right. Last night the people of alabama made the apparently very difficult decision of choosing a democrat over a guy who was banned from a mall. [ light laughter ] i know were all tired of mall jokes, so let me just say one thing very seriously. Sure, roy moore was the hot topic for a whi...

Because everyone likes easy. Sure do. Because everyone is on the go. Because we all like to save energy, but sometimes we slip up. Reaching up. Ssssh because sometimes we want it cool at night, introducing the easy to use, energy saving, adjustable from everywhere, easy on the wallet and the eyes, nest thermostat e. E is for everyone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy perform their hit, let me go, give it up for Hailee Steinfeld and alesso, featuring watt [ cheers and applause ] you made plans and i...

[ laughter ] the fcc today voted 32 along party lines to repeal obamaera Net Neutrality rules. And if youre not sure what that means, better google it while you can. [ laughter ] according to cnn, anderson coopers tweet yesterday calling President Trump a pathetic loser came from someone using his assistants phone that was left unattended at the gym. Wait a minute. You can have your assistant go to the gym for you . [ laughter ] this is a gamechanger a gamechanger [ applause ] i will see you all...