Voters. He will need theres no reason for this. Shes just scotts shes also a lunatic and a huge drag and not the first strike by the way, i think jd vances the first drag on his ticket that was a bad decision. This is the next one. Alright. Se cupp. Thank you so much for being here. Appreciate you. The next hour of news. Cnn new central starts right now released of this suspect connected to the apparent Assassination Attempt of Donald Trump. New photo of the moment that he was taken into custody by police along the florida highway, more on that Donald Trumps response telling supporters he will not surrender his campaign. Now fundraising off of this terrifying close call, his plans for today. And moments from now, a Factfinding Hearing gets underway into the tragic implosion of that Titan Submersible. You remember this horrible story where they are now, where they are now in the search for answers. Some 15 months later. Im Kate Bolduan with Sara Sidner and john berman. This is cnn new c
The announcement. Unprecedented that there should be a rich abundance of approaches, all of which rich abundance of approaches, all of which are rich abundance of approaches, all of which are essential. And new data shows another covid 19 vaccine developed in the us that may only require a single dose is 66 effective. In other news, primary schools in wales could re open to all pupils after half term though the nationwide lockdown will continue. And thousands of volunteers helping the nhs with the Vaccine Roll Out will be prioritised for a jab. Hello, and a very good afternoon. The European Medicines Agency is expected to approve the Oxford Astrazeneca Covid Vaccine for use in the eu this afternoon. The uk has been using the Astrazeneca Jab in its Mass Immunisation Programme for weeks now. Meanwhile, the European Commission has published a redacted version of its contract with the pharmaceutical giant in a continuing row about supplies of the vaccine. A contract was signed in august fo
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