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To summarize, a well known personality and political outsider road a wave of public outrage to become the president. could that happen anywhere else? could it? >> salute for president. >> you never know. >> you know what i love about this guy? maybe we should start a war with belize. what just happened? >> why not? trump will do it. he will get sworn in and say maybe we will start a war with canada. >> i think this is a great story. it is no surprise. people act like this all the time. oh this c...

People otherwise dont say. but people are sick of being polite. as you all know. >> i am never polite on this show. >> are you kidding me? you have been a jerk since the day i met you. >> do you need a moment? >> seth, what if jimmy fallon ran for office. you could do warm up at the office. >> i would be the first gesture. somebody like jimmy could run and would probably win. they are at a stage that they are not far away. >> you have a guy who at least has a business background. >> talking abou...

It really does -- it is like a parallel universe. you have a guy who has super name recognition and you have a population that is fed up. the cooperation in guatemala is off the charts. people have had enough. he is running against a former first lady. the analogy can go on for days. >> i was making a joke and obviously an illusion to trump. they say why not this guy? i know where he hands on things and he never seems -- he seems to be calling it like it is. >> he is definitely calling it like i...

Comedian, i mean it is communication. >> thats the easiest audience in the world to give a political speech. you go? where and say i love this country more than the other guy. that is a lay up. do you know how many elks lodges i have done to drunk seniors who say lets turn off the super bowl. it is comedy time. give me an iowa caucus any day of the week. >> why not? >> i do need to know the word caucus probably before i run for politics. >> i got you covered. >> i am looking for the gal will you...

Julie, i will go to you. i dont think you are a vegetarian, but you are a democrat which is basically the same thing. >> i am all about the meat. give me bacon or give me death. i dont care if it has human dna in it. i dont care what its got. dont take bacon away. >> that is fantastic. what do you think is in this human dna? >> i dont care. >> look, shane, does it surprise you. >> that there is gross stuff in hot dogs? it is shocking. it is absolutely shocking. it is shocking the hot dogs are ba...

To summarize, a well known personality and political outsider road a wave of public outrage to become the president. could that happen anywhere else? could it? >> salute for president. >> you never know. >> you know what i love about this guy? maybe we should start a war with belize. what just happened? >> why not? trump will do it. he will get sworn in and say maybe we will start a war with canada. >> i think this is a great story. it is no surprise. people act like this all the time. oh this c...

>> welcome back. it is time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from tvs andy levy at the "red eye" news desk. >> how are you? >> good. monday feeling good and glad to be back here. >> are you? did you have a bad weekend? >> no, a great weekend. >> do you hate your family? >> no, i dont. we had a good weekend. ben carson stabbed a man. you said thank god for the large metal belt buckles. you know who does president think that? doesnt think that? trump. i am thinking nobody scares bu...

There. and the analogies are interesting and probably end less. donald trump for all of his faults is a guy who builds a successful ebbet prize. enterprise. you cant take that away. jimmy fallon is successful in his own right. but he didnt create billions of dollars. he is not there yet. >> there could be an outsider who is very funny who captures everyones attention. >> i dont think thats what it is. i dont think fallen was born into billions. >> what is going on? >> he would make sure everyone...

Comedian, i mean it is communication. >> thats the easiest audience in the world to give a political speech. you go? where and say i love this country more than the other guy. that is a lay up. do you know how many elks lodges i have done to drunk seniors who say lets turn off the super bowl. it is comedy time. give me an iowa caucus any day of the week. >> why not? >> i do need to know the word caucus probably before i run for politics. >> i got you covered. >> i am looking for the gal will you...