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The machine that scanned 15,000 classic portraits, then painted this one, which sold for more than $400,000. best human response, banksy, who auctioned an iconic image for more than a million and rigged the frame to shred it moments later. >> i thought it was great. >> i thought it was cool, but i didnt buy it. >> best picture-perfect moment. the royal wedding. >> heres meghan markle, an american black woman marrying prince harry, and meghan markles mother is there. oh, my gosh, im getting emoti...

Best human response, banksy, who auctioned an iconic image for more than a million and rigged the frame to shred it moments later. >> i thought it was great. >> i thought it was cool, but i didnt buy it. >> best picture-perfect moment. the royal wedding. >> heres meghan markle, an american black woman, marrying prince harry, and meghan markles mother is there. oh, my gosh, im getting emotional talking about it. >> hey, its a new day indeed. that was redemptive. >> i mean hes super hot. thats coo...

>> thats the key. you want to be where you are needed and resources to be spread as wide as possible. >> to help as many people as we can. >> how long do you think youll stay? >> i dont know. were looking at in the morning -- just in the last couple of minutes weve been here, it looks like the water has come up a little bit. i think well be here another three or four days. i think well wake up tomorrow with trees down. we struggled to get over here a couple of miles. >> around here you dont see ...

Told. perhaps if its something they feel wronged more than just they want a payment but they feel like theyve been wronged, somehow accosted, abused and nt to tell that story but it can also hurt the person on the other side, the accused where that person can be hit up for a large aunt of money. if the two lawyers are talking together, they can work that person over for a very large sum so the lawyer you think youre going to, someoner think youan is acalking to th defen and coming up with this v...

It. >> the united states will remember this day in which it was singled out for attack in the general assembly for the very act of exercising our right as a sovereign nation. we will remember it when we are called upon to once again make the worlds largest contribution to the united nations. and we will remember when so many countries come calling on us, as they so often do, to pay even more and to use our influence for their benefit. >> interesting first year in the sense confrontation there at...

>> look, heres the thing. >> i know youre not him and dont necessarily speak for him but thats what were trying to wrap our head around. >> hes not answering it in the way you want him to answer it. >> i just want him to be truthful and fact which you wua make stuff up. i dont want him to write his answers. >> if he answers it the exact way you want him -- >> no, absolutely not. its not the exact way. >> jason, he didnt make up something he had no knowledge of. >> he went back and clarified it. ...

Garbage. >> so many people watch presidents when these headlines are saying this. >> thats not a news item. that comes from the former obama official. >> people who have watched presidencies in the past and dealt with presidents who have said things that arent always true, but with this president on a daily basis emakes shit up. why is that? why is that different from previous presidents when he gets a president like that from a journalist. and then when hes presented with the facts, he says oh,...

Slows down. this is a storm surge and it comes in fast. and it goes out fast. we saw this a year ago with a hurricane that hit up in our panhandle and there it was not -- it impacted families not a densely populated areas but it devastated these communities because the water came in so fast. this can be over your house. >> bill: governor, good luck. you are going to need it. rick scott, the florida governor has been on the air continuously for the past several days and will likely be so. the voi...

Guarantee tax savings will go towards job creation instead of to shareholders. tax reform was a core campaign promise for trump. but gop leaders in the white house have still yet to finalize all the dolts on their tax plan. official says they plan to do so next week. congress returns from recess on tuesday. and the president hit up claire mccaskill. first they have to get the republican party online just like on health care. well see whether they rally behind tax reform or tax cuts before bringi...

Then about an hour or hour and a half later "the washington post" breaks the story with the "access hollywood" tapes with trump which come pleatpletely d out the story from 3:30 and then the first round of wikileaks e-mails get released. >> i want to travel forward in time. you take us through the point when the intel community started briefing the gang of eight and i was surprised that republicans were resistant to the information and skeptical about it. that wasnt the only place that there was...