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I canceled my subscription today. cosmo replied with the comment we are teasing but if kayne runs for president it might change. i would rather they put the simpsons on the cover of cosmo. did we forget why they are a famous family? >> i am a fan. >> really, harrison? really? >> i am -- have we forgotten why kim kardashian was famous? >> sex tape! >> she has done a lot for charity and over the years but when did we get to the point where popilarity lapopurulul --

Tried to send the first one to a non-exi non-existent state dot gov? >> we all felt bad, didnt we? lets see how it is. well all come back. >> ted cruz simpsons impression. sam you said he is the lamest politician since mayor quimby. i know those impressions were awful. >> theyre terrible. i love quimby, but i would find cruz a little more exciting if he had like a side piece. i would be on board. >> joanne, you asked who is advising cruz to do things like this? i think its marco rubio. >> anothe...

Tried to send the first one to a non-exi non-existent state dot gov? >> we all felt bad, didnt we? lets see how it is. well all come back. >> ted cruz simpsons impression. sam you said he is the lamest politician since mayor quimby. i know those impressions were awful. >> theyre terrible. i love quimby, but i would find cruz a little more exciting if he had like a side piece. i would be on board. >> joanne, you asked who is advising cruz to do things like this? i think its marco rubio. >> anothe...

>> on the net? >> on the internet. >> so ted cruz goes to buzz feed. was that smart? >> hes hugely popular at buzz feed as you might imagine. hes doing an audition. >> well get to that in a minute. >> all right. >> was it smart for him to go to buzz feed. >> hes trying to broaden his appeal. >> does he get liked there? >> i doubt it. >> ill say mccallem sent me. >> thats right. >> he goes to buzz feed to sell a book. >> kind of. >> not going to get a lot of votes in buzz feed? >> no. >> somehow ...

>> on the net? >> on the internet. >> so ted cruz goes to buzz feed. was that smart? >> hes hugely popular at buzz feed as you might imagine. hes doing an audition. >> well get to that in a minute. >> all right. >> was it smart for him to go to buzz feed. >> hes trying to broaden his appeal. >> does he get liked there? >> i doubt it. >> ill say mccallem sent me. >> thats right. >> he goes to buzz feed to sell a book. >> kind of. >> not going to get a lot of votes in buzz feed? >> no. >> somehow ...

This is wt samson high school. mascot? the pirates. its a smaller elementary school nearby, mascot, the sharks. those two schools make up the simpsons school system has been around since 1931. these two school buildings were built in the 1970s and 1980s. they need an updated kitchen, new bathrooms, retrofitting for standards that have changed a bit in the past four decades. instead of doing that, theyve decided to build one big new school to replace both samson high and the elementary. this new ...

Behind the wheel. >> and within a minute, the orange county sheriffs were on him. >> the number one lane at 40 miles per hour. >> what followed was a surreal low-speed chase which, by the way, involved al cowlings bronco, not simpsons. >> i have o.j. in the car. >> where are you? >> im coming up the 5 freeway. right now we are okay, but youve got to tell the police to back off. hes still alive, but hes got a gun to his head. >> 95 million americans now tuned in to watch what was suddenly the bes...

>> been a minute, the sheriffs were on him. >> the number one lane at 40 miles per hour. >> what followed was a surreal low-speed chase, which by the way involved al koulings bronco, not simpsons. >> i have o.j. in the car. >> where are you? >> im coming up the 5 freeway. right now we are okay, but youve got to tell the police to back off. hes still alive, but hes got a gun to his head. >> 95 million americans now tuned in to watch what was suddenly the best show on tv. >> here is tom brokaw. >>...

Guitarist jesse johnson of the time. two years in the making and -- they will enter an alternate reality where everyone is made of legos. homer gets glimpses of what life is like in the 2-d world. >> is it me or does something seem weird? >> you are right. something is different about the simpsons today, your father is wearing a tie. >> it is the simpsons 550th episode. simpsons animators worked with lego on the 3-d animation to make sure the characters looked technically correct. >> worked on...

Were see a few more clouds and by tomorrow a few showers. our highs for today, 58 degrees, 6 in new york. 71 in washington, d.c. across the nation, really quiet here. the only exception is minneapolis purposing into chicago where we do see a cold front thats going to continue tracking to the east. thats where our clouds and chance of showers by tomorrow will come from, but it is going to be a beautiful day, 63 degrees in new york, 73 in atlanta. take a look at phoenix, 98 degrees, pushing that t...