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[laughter] greg: all right, all right. our final favorite video of the year is an ad for the presidents southern border wall. we thought it could use a little bit of marketing. ♪ >> hey there, are you looking for the hottest border security? do you love long and beautiful slabs? raw steel? then you will love the all new -- [inaudible]. the southern border wall.

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In some ft language and taboo subjects he went after. >> i read the paper, they said that a group of homosexual necrophiliacs have been going around mortuaries, offering them money to come spend time undisturbed with the freshest male corpses. corpses because i know the guys laying out on slabs, i know life cut up, hard to live up to. and i v faced death and glad i went through it and now ready to spend eternity in heaven and be with jesus. ♪ rock of ages >> hey, what is this [ bleep ]? i dont...

Wall? >> how big are those two slabs 1234. >> they are taller than the car barrier, but those are the two new portions of wall that we could find. >> and were not talking miles then. so we are just looking at two slabs in total 83 miles of replacement/new structures. the president wants 450 by next year. >> youre an expert on economics. you do the math. i mean, it is a tall order and now that jared kushner will be overseeing and the big thing will be in texas over these land disputes. because mo...

Her land during construction. >> we will never say they wanted it, but that is where we turned around and we went and said okay, if it is going to happen, then well be involved. >> reporter: involved in the future of the wall for the next generation of ranchers. >> seeing a border wall fragment the landscape is a heartbreak, but roots run deeper than politics and my family heritage will withstand whatever issues we face here. >> and mariana is joining me. lets talk about that 83 miles. acting ho...

High, but this is a first look at this right now. and you can just see why its so unsecure, because some of these concrete pilings that youre looking at could easily slide off of the building right there and easily slide onto rampart street. this is probably why this is going to be such a construction hazard for so long and why you can expect roadways to be closed for so long. if we pan the camera a little bit left, you can see, this is that yellow crane that the governor and chief mcconnell wer...

We dont know if anyone was here. residents say the storm surge and you can see the line just up there. 17 feet. they measured it. you can see the devastation everywhere you look. the town goes back to the water. there are some 300 homes here. every home is either damaged or destroyed. you can see slabs of concrete and theyve been thrown around like they weigh nothing. this is the high rock prison. theres only one jail cell and

Here, but its hard to imagine they could have survived because residents say the storm surge, and you can see the line just up there, got this high, almost all the way to the roof. 17 feet that. >> said. they measured it. you can see the water stains all the way down to the ground. devastation everywhere you look. and the town goes all the way back to the water. there are some 300 homes here. every home is either damaged or destroyed. you can see where the wind mashed into the sign, but somehow ...

These are slabs or concrete and theyve been thrown around like they were nothing, like they weighed nothing. this is the high rock prison. theres only one jail cell. and its not guarding anybody now. we dont know if anybody was here when the storm came behind bars. they certainly didnt stick around. theres nothing left in this town and the people say they have yet to receive any help from the government. like so many bahamians, they are waiting for that assistance to come. >> patrick, what a rem...