CNN Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown February 24, 2014 09:49:00
The last time she ever invited me to dinner was, like, 1972. so, given that tragic, dysfunctional, too-much-information kind of history, is it any mystery why im always on the lookout for grandma? anybodys grandma will do. hell, ive been known to cruise rural state highways looking for hitch-hiking grannies to abduct so theyll cook for me. and given my fragile, emotional state, it makes perfect sense that i would br a rdragoon toma mom into making me lunch. is that heart warming or, like, creepy...
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