From our Bureau of Twenty-First Century Neoslavery with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice and our Bureau of Praiseworthy Quixotic Gestures Here we go again. The United Nations has received a formal complaint denouncing the existence of forced labor in Castro, Inc.'s prisons. This denunciation comes on the heels of a new
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice and Compassion with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity How's this for social justice? Photographing acts of defiance against a totalitarian dictatorship will earn you four years in prison. And how's this for compassion? You're ill and incapacitated, so you're transferred from a
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Fear of God and Hungry Crowds Castro, Inc. has shut down several outdoor Holy Week events today. The exact number is uncertain, but scattered reports of cancellations keep popping up from one end of the island to the other. This
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Tolerance and Compassion Castro, Inc. seems determined to kill José Daniel Ferrer through inhumane treatment and medical neglect. As his health deteriorates and his family is blocked from visiting him in his punishment cell, various entities are trying to pressure
From our Bureau of Socialist Social Justice Economics Imagine spending nearly all of your monthly income on one pound of pork. That's the harsh reality in Castrogonia right now. Forget about having a pig roast. Forget even a single pork chop. This is socialism in action. Oh, of course, the fat oligarchs who can afford