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>> hang on, ma. hang on. >> once you do 30 minutes on masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfe...

Masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. they still are talking about it. 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfeld" is no hugs, no lessons. lets push it a little furt...

>> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. >> 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfeld" is no hugs, no lessons. lets push it a little further than its ever been pushed before. >> i think the big breakthrough was that the chara...

Masturbation, you can pretty much get away with anything. >> i guess youll be going back to that hospital. >> my mother, jerry. >> but are you still master of your domain? >> i am king of the county. >> the week after that aired, people were talking about that in the workplace the entire week. >> 52 seconds and two of the greatest words in sitcom history. >> im out. >> one of the shorthand descriptions of "seinfeld" is no hugs, no lessons. lets push it a little further than its ever been pushed ...

Valley along the gulf coast, not bad across the east coast or west coast, central us and moisture moving eastward. the kentucky derby looks like it will be wet and cool. so much fun. i do not want to see that. >> it was raining when he was there. >> the time is -- 10 minutes after the top of the hour, from bad to worse. >> someone help. crazy. >> on board for all creating turbulence before one plane even took off.

Video. >> someone help. this guy is crazy! >> happened just before the all nippon airways left for los angeles. police told local media in japan they arrested a 44-year-old american. hes also accused of choking an airline worker after leaving the plane. forecasters warning more heavy rain is headed to missouri as people clean up after deadly flooding there. up to a foot of rain has fallen in the state over the past two days. emergency workers say at three people died. a surfer covering after bei...

>> reporter: that video shot by ray page, who went to get his truck, parked nearby, driving it back into the kill zone, turning it into a makeshift ambulance. >> right here, come in here. >> reporter: the wounded loaded in, one after another. >> get in the truck, get in the truck. do we have any other wounded people we can take? >> not right now. >> reporter: ray then jumps behind the wheel, drives them back down the strip to paramedics. >> i got five wounded. gunshot wound to the chest here. >>...