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>> what are you laughing about, jonathan? >> well, im laughing, you know, listening to mark. are you complaining he hasnt pulled out his aqua man suit and capped the well himself? >> be careful now. >> what? im coming from you. but i want to hear mark first. >> well, jonathan. that was what you call a setup. >> it was a setup. >> ill say it real quick, jonathan. with the well. the failure to appropriately report, understand and deliver the flow rate information and the pressurization in that wel...

Then i start swimming to shore. >> bill: so reese and sponge bob are patriots. tar toonist draws for the chattanooga times press, served up this unfunny deal, unfair criticism of the president over the oil spill. for that bennett is a pinhead that is it for for us. please check out the factor news weapon sight, talking points memo each evening. we would like to you spout off about the factor. when writing the factor do not be a pecksniffian. i am bill oreilly remember the spin stops here we are

>> an eight year old who dove in a six foot lake in long valley new jersey to save his friend is hailed as a hero today. where did he learn to jump in action in he said sponge bob square pants taught him what he needed to know. he is here with his mom and also with us the friend he saved and his mom. welcome to all of you. >> thank you. >> andrew, i want to start with you. because you were the one in trouble in the water. how did you get in trouble in the water? >> i was deep and i fell. did you...

Revoked permanently. well go after the people who are hiring illegals and then after the federal government and hold them accountable for what they are forcing us to pay. >> mr. johnson you are a georgia gubernatorial candidate. it is controversial and you have supporters about it. thank you. >> and thank you, you all. have a great day. >> only eight years ago. one heroic kid jumped to the rescrew -- rescue. how did he know what to do. he learned it from sponge bob. >> thats how i start the show...

Water. he was going to save andrew and next thing they went under the water . andrew was failing and pulled reese underneath x. reese had andrew in the crook of his arm . why did you jump in. i done panic mom. i saw it in sponge bob. reese what did you see in sponge bob? >> the jump. larry the huckster . larry the lobster. >> jumped in and you saw that episode. >> yeah . what did it teach you to do. and i jumped in and put him in the triangle and we both went under . back to the surface and i ...

Going to die what are my parents going to do and friends think and miriam obviously realizes im choking and pulls me up and does the heimlich three or four times and the gum comes shooting out like five feet in front of me. >> unbelievable story, miriam. where did it come from and your reaction come from when you saw whats happening to one of your best friends. >> when i saw ali there on the floor all over the place with hands around her neck turning purs purple, i was horrified and got her p up...

This episode and i thought, fun. >> and incredible. your principal is here to talk about this as well. audrey, how proud of you -- how proud of your young student are you, who learned this from sponge bob. >> im proud of miriam for quick action, most youngsters at her age, which is 12, are impulsive and bad decisions, but miriam you made a great decision, im proud of you. >> how indebted are you now to your friend miriam now. >> im indebted for life. if i need to donate a liver to her, i will. >...

Help find new cures for diseases. here is the key. this research does not involve embryonic stem cells. the vatican says it will not violate its so-called pro life stance because in one church officials words the adult stem cells are gathered without destroying any human individual. the church awardd grant for the work to the university of marylands school of medicine. oh, squidward you swallowed your clarinet again! >> a 12-year-old new york girl says watching that episode of "sponge bob" tau...

Shell say the upkeep is only, quote, a lot. then of course there is the insurance. she says the house is on rollers and will ride out an earthquake and in fact she said it rode out the 94 quake without a crack. that northridge quake was brutal. >> we were all talking in the studio during the segment. has she ever lost her keys and then its like, oh, wow. how do you start? >> reporter: i asked her if she has ever gotten lost in the house. i said did you ever come into a room and say where am i? s...

Professor. >> it was right there in the fine line in the "wall street journal." >> on the bottom. >> you didnt read it? >> it was 8:00 oclock in the morning. sponge bob is on. here is the deal. >> the rasmussen poll is correct, people feel that way because the administration has done a good enough job selling this to american people. the art the president is making about the insurance company, you gave numbers in 39%. >> dont you think for the good of the united states, not for your liberal frie...