cockroach factory. let me say, i would never pay $2 to buy someone a roach for valentine s day. i would wait until the day after and get it for 1 dollar. greg: beautiful roaches, tyrus. i have a feeling you have strong feelings about this. tyrus: about roaches? greg: about valentine s day. tyrus: they remind me that i never get anything right. i am not that guy. i think a punch in the arm and a good job is a good job but apparently you have to have flowers and stuff. as a guy who can relate to having bad ideas like hey, let s go lift weights together on valentine s day because ladies are not into that. this was a bad idea from a dude scientist who thought it would be cute to send his girl a cockroach and named it after her fed and blew up miserably and to drive to bring the rest of us guys to fall for it it was for charity. bad ideas, fellas. even hissing cockroaches.
paypal in it to your crush with a little note that says i love you. i think ron paul will reply one of these days. [laughter] where the hell is this crazy -. greg: christina? the bronx is doing it for $15 and you can do it for the next or someone you love and these are hissing cockroaches? first of all, what even is that? do they make noises or do they kill them after words ? is it a symbol of my internal a. if it is in x, squash it. greg: then it s on the bottom of your shoe. than they make eggs until they spread? greg: jimmy? this is idiotic. their local residents can get roaches for free in their apartments. actually, all of new york. greg: i lived in midtown and i
and it s something really cool like steve gutenberg is your real father. kat: this is my question? this is what you have selected for me? greg: yes, i you don t have tattoos. kat: no, i don t have tattoos but if i did when i order a pizza i like extra marinara sauce on the side and i get bummed out when they forget it. when i make the order on my app after i am done i call and say i want to make sure that you got the extra marinara sauce. takes extra time but it is worth it. you would think if you were going to get something permanently drawn onto your body would also think the extra time would be worth it just check. he s not checked twice now. i think she asked the japanese tutor so i don t know why people do this. whether to be exotic or cultural
paypal in it to your crush with a little note that says i love you. i think ron paul will reply one of these days. [laughter] where the hell is this crazy -. greg: christina? the bronx is doing it for $15 and you can do it for the next or someone you love and these are hissing cockroaches? first of all, what even is that? do they make noises or do they kill them after words ? is it a symbol of my internal a. if it is in x, squash it. greg: then it s on the bottom of your shoe. than they make eggs until they spread? greg: jimmy? this is idiotic. their local residents can get roaches for free in their apartments. actually, all of new york. greg: i lived in midtown and i could have opened up my own
cuz it s a funny name. named after a rock formation and a computer game. [laughter] but it s amazing what a tell-all will do for name recognition. cliff simms joins us now, welcome. my main goal is to have as much fun as the mooch. he s got a beautiful wife, martial, bathroom marble bathroom. i just saw sean spicer toting a refrigerator out of here. got a new chandelier in there. the whole atmosphere s kind of, like, can you believe it? here we are. greg: well, would you look at that. suddenly, this guy gets more air aume than a frisbee at a fish concert. [laughter] he s just giving the lockstep lemmings what they want, and it doesn t matter what they gobble up. it s the same crap they inhaled a month before. cliff simms is now superstar for a week. and why? cuz he s a fink.