Squid Measuring News Today

Time to find out what america is clicking on today. a major takeover deal in the works for jim beam and makers mark bourbon. its a privately held company known for producing japans first whiskey now offers more than $13 billion for the american company. and check this out. looks like something out of a horror movie. a squid measuring 160 feet long. oh, my gosh. that thing is real? dont worry, its knot. just a photoshopped hoax. of course. well, no pants, no problem. again, i have to look. oh...