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January 22, 2011
♪ yes, what you just saw is a monkey sneaking a cocktail. ♪ and another. ♪ and another. lab studies find that given a chance to drink alcohol, monkeys drink just like humans. like us, more than half are casual drinkers. 15% are teetotalers and 20% drink too much. monkey drunks. scientists are studying them to learn more about the affects of heavy drinking. >> you can say that this is brain loss. this animal has lost brain mass. >> reporter: hes losing his mind from booze. >> thats one way ...
July 27, 2010
Done about city leaders making six-figure salary autos talking about special treatment. new after 6:30, the monumental efforts to save an orphan asked injured raccoon named tinny. >> i saw the police parked in front of me. parking there on the 20th. and then, whit happened there was no police. a mob looted his store the night of the mehserle verdict. he says police did nothing to stop it. oaklands finest responding to complaints from business owners. well have that story in just a moment. >> s...
January 5, 2010
But its basically a step by step explanation how to inject poison. and monkeys were taught to play with jello. i have never met a junkey who didnt know already exactly how to shoot themselves up. theyre like olympic athletes of shooting up. >> youre not a good junkishing if youre like, get the pamphlet? what do i do and i dont have a problem with this, though. they teach you how to drink responsibly. every stupid beer commercial. friends dont let friends drink, and youre going to kill people in ...
January 2, 2010
New years. this is true, however, in new york the polar bear club swims every week, even when its snowing. >> do they really, every week? >> can you imagine? >> i cant. >> neither can i. warmer this year than last year but still. time for the shot. actually our first shot of 2010. >> first shot of the year. >> i saw this last night. i found it mesmerizing. monkeys eating jell-o. courtesy of wildlife conservation society. never had it before at the bronx zoo. theres blueberries inside the jell-...
January 2, 2010
Its actually our first shot of 2010. i saw this last night. i found it mesmerized, its monkeys eating jell-o. they never had it before. the bronx zoo, and theres blueberriesed ed iinside the y. just watch and enjoy. we added that sound. >> i think we did. >> yeah. we didnt add that sound. >> i dont remember it earlier. >> heres what i find interesting, and which makes me think monkeys are smart. i like they root around for the blueberries and dont eat the yell yell joel o. >> just pure raw jell-...
January 2, 2010
Blurring the line between bravery and insanity. youre going to tell me, hey, people do this everywhere every new years. this is true, however, in new york the polar bear club swims every week, even when its snowing. >> do they really, every week? >> can you imagine? >> i cant. >> neither can i. warmer this year than last year but still. time for the shot. actually our first shot of 2010. >> first shot of the year. >> i saw this last night. i found it mesmerizing. monkeys eating jell-o. courtes...
January 1, 2010
Jello. >> smoothing it down. diving into the blueberries, he dives if and takes a bite out of it, hes not waiting. >> that was brilliant. much more news were following for you today. president obama receiving new information on the so-called under wear bomber, and joining us with the latest is molly. nice to see you. >> good morning, and the president will be receiving more assessments from security agency its throughout the weekend. and then when he returns to washington on tuesday, hell be mee...
December 18, 2009
Buying online or youre buying something and having it shipped. >> all right. >> you scared the christmas out of all of us. thank you, christine. >> bah humbug. >> you and me both. christine romans minding your business. cnn exclusive coming up, a florida man, he spent 35 years behind bars, set free because of dna. hed been in there for a crime he apparently had not committed. and wait until you hear what he has to say upon his release. our john zarrella talks with him after this. welcome to the ...
December 18, 2009
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December 17, 2009
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