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When a gold miner found a stiff ball of fur in Yukon, Canada, he had no idea what ...

>> translator: the spirit of general secretary xi jinpings speech, the country is the people. >> reporter: the jokes are communist party propaganda. punctuated by silly sound effects. parroted back by a studio audience that almost resembles after-school detention. a fate far worse than detention awaits comedians who may be tempted to push party rules, as china exercises very tight control over comedy shows. li hao, known by stage name "house," was doing a skit about stray dogs chasing a squirrel...

. >> and then, of course, weveint done it, too, with all our dolphins. use the stics k likeon ene bombs on enemy submarines, like, oh, its flipper. hes so fast. yeah, wow.great you can theyre theyre greaant animals. re, dumor probably the dolphin, right, with george c. scott. my love spock. >> why remember that. why? because im old. oh, oh, no. thats what he said . i didnt at all. eye o tonight i keeppe one eye open. dagon, what do you think of this story? spy whales. its never the whale. thats ...

The look of horror on the faces of Yankee fans as a little squirrel runs in front of them is priceless! Haven’t seen that look since 2004 when the Red Sox won 4 straight to end the Yankees' season.

Climate change appears to be disrupting the hibernation of females in the Far North, scientists say, and that could affect mating season.

The orioles. >> the highlight of the show for me. >> i like the squirrel. we will see you tomorrow. >> thanks so much for joining us this morning. cnn "news central" starts right now. >> look at that beautiful day out there. i love that shot of the hudson. finally making it official, florida governor ron desantis is set to launch his presidential bid today. how he changes the race as the republican field expands and what does elon musk have to do with it? shelter now. a stark warning as a ty...

Tonight on tnt. and the yankees fans got an unexpected visitor last night, a squirrel running along the outside wall. maybe the squirrel was good luck. down to the final two outs when aaron judge coming through with his 14th home run of the season. they would beat the orioles in ten. and stealing the show at the pga championship last weweekend the 46-year-old golf pro from mission viejo says he got a text from michael jordan. >> getting a text from michael jordan today, im a big jordan guy m...

Cricket was on a leash and it became wrapped around a branch.

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The Placentia City Council voted 5–0 last month to ban the feeding of wild animals in public areas—and ...