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Freeman, adrian. and the skip gam bert seal the deal. >> well, i was reading it with my fourth grader just last night, lind a. he likes it. >> smart thing to do, stan. kennedy will be out october 2. and the two books intertwine in some very interesting ways. >> yes, you do. its your choice, you get "killing lincoln" or "killing kennedy," book or the audio. great day. tip of the day, americans are getting chubbier, and chubbier. we eat too much sugar, too many carbs. im -- a mission for snacks th...