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Maybe you should find a nice girl for yourself and get married. I have found her, but its a no use. She hardly know im alive. Oh now i doubt that. [fronk] oh its true, espera. Besides im not good enough for her. She is too much beautiful and have too much sense to take a second look at me. Would i want a kind of a woman dumb enough to take a second look at an hombre like me . laughter of course not i got pride you know laughter fronk. [fronk] besides ive got work to do. Thats probably why hes be...

Do you really believe that . Yes, i really believe that. After all, this is america, where every horse has the same opportunity to reach the top, doesnt care to go slumming, huh . Calling me a plug. Ha i shouldve said, you can use a plug to stuff up that big mouth of yours. grunts in frustration hey, whats going on . Ed ah uh. Come on, ed. Addison didnt mean what he said. If my mother heard him calling me those names, shed wash his mouth with saddle soap. I know how you feel, ed. I sure felt lik...

Ho ho ho ho well, id better put this back in my vault. knocking come in. Oh, wilbur. Oh, hello, kay. Hi, sweetie. Ive just got to talk to you. What did roger say about your going to San Francisco with us . Thats what i came to see you about. Sit down, kay, sit down. Oh, he came home in a terrible mood. Yeah . What happened . Well, he went downtown to pay a traffic fine, and when he crossed the street to the court, he got a citation for jaywalking. Two tickets, huh . Three. When he got to his car...

Remember this. Its the stupid ones that have the most fun. Oh, right. Ive had enough trouble today without any of your funny jokes. [jim ill just throw those in for free. Theres the mail. Doesnt anyone bring in the mail anymore . Who has the time . By the time ive finished the dishes and picked up after all of you, and repaired the vacuum cleaner which broke again today incidentally. Oh, oh, no. Whats so funny . [margaret] well, isnt this a laugh . In fact, its the first laugh ive had all day. W...

Hello, dennis. Tommy. Come on in, boys. Oh, martha, lets not spoil everything. Dont be silly, george. Boys, id like to have you meet mr. Wilsons sister, mrs. Forbes. Hi, mrs. Forbes. Im dennis mitchell, mr. Wilsons best friend. You are not. Im tommy anderson. Well, its nice meeting you both. Well, all right, boys. Now, come on. Lets run along. Say, do you have any children . Well, in a way, i used to have 30 of them. 30 . Boy, i sure do wish i could live in your neighborhood. What i really meant...

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Fred orman. Fred orman . I dont want that square hanging around here. Emily trabert. [bud] a girl . No, mom, thats even worse. Robert waters. This tutor jazz is out, mom. Alice krout. Ill work hard. Nelda freemont violin music audience laughs what was that last name . Nelda freemont. Know her . I dont know. I may have seen her once or twice. Ive been thinking. Maybe i do need a tutor. audience laughs of course you do, bud. And the dean said you should do something about this before its too late....

Steals our paper, reads it, then throws it up on the roof. Not roger. Its that delivery boy with a bad aim. Well, you hold still, and ill climb on your back. You hold still, and ill climb on your back. Now, dont be smart. Cant a guy have a little fun . Youre not a guy. Youre a horse. And sometimes, i wish youd act like one. Ed oh ed grunting oh ah ed, where do you think youre going . Ed, come back here. You told me to act like a horse. Im acting like a horse. If youre not back here by the time i...

Ill guess. King kong . Heck, no. Ive got that dumb old johnny brady. Oh. Well, you tell johnny to say hello to his dad for me, will you . Okay. Hey, dad, when you were in the navy, were you an admiral . No. No. A captain . A lieutenant . No, i was just an ordinary seaman. Oh. Jeepers, did they ever let you steer the boat . Oh, many times. Boy, and with all that bragging dumb old johnny was doing about his father, well, thats not gonna help much. His father was a pilot in a jet. Henry im sorry. W...

[laughing] its kind of cute. [footsteps] somebodys coming. Someones coming. Go on, go on. Get out. Oh how is this . Huh . Where are you . Down here in the big box. Huh . And here. Take that. No, i dont mean in there. I mean, go home. Ahh oh, im sorry, tony. Are you okay . Yeah. Yeah, im fine. Hey, is this the baby theyre sending up to the moon . Yes. Well, what are you doing . Whats up . Its locked. What do you mean its locked . Its locked whats wrong . Jeannies in there. Jeannies in there . Wel...