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Ed, do you remember mrs. Addisons brother paul fenton . Yeah, what about him . Well, hes been after me for months to write a song like my. Hmm. Uh, like our pretty little filly, for his Music Publishing company. Come on, wilbur, hurry it up. [sighing] my sabrina. Aha cant wait to see your girlfriend, huh . [sighing] just look at sabrina. Ever see such kissable lips . Yeah, like 2 beautiful bicycle pedals. You can say that again. Yeah, shes a nicelooking horse, ed, but, uh, a little hippy, dont y...

Hail to thee, blithe spirit. Mister timberlake oh, wilson, you are to be congratulated. The first mockingbird of spring has chosen to live with you. Oh, yes, i am fortunate, mr. Timberlake. Theres his nest, mr. Timberlake. Right up there, see . Illill show him, dennis. Ill show him. What a splendid nest. An excellent location. Hell be safe from all harm. Oh, i assure you, no harm will come to him in my yard. Ill be extremely vigilant as any candidate for your high office should be. Well spoken, ...

Well, ill sure try, dad. Is there any special man job i can do . Well lets see, ii told mr. Wilson id help him wash his car. Gee, he usually pays me for that. Well, not when youre grown up, you do things like that just to be a good neighbor. Oh. Well, i guess its time to get going. Ill carry your suitcase down for you. Okay, son. He certainly was impressed with the idea of taking your place. Well, you let him think he is; itll give him a sense of responsibility. Hey, dad . Here you are, dad. I c...

You people sitting at home just dont know what youre missing. [ cheering ] ladies and gentlemen, the Springfield College alma mater. [ band plays alma mater ] jim. What does this remind you of . Oh. It reminds me of several things, most of all that im very happy. To be home in our comfortable living room instead of sitting on those hard bleacher seats, that i prefer our own fireplace to a smoky bonfire, in spite of the fact that shes far too sentimental. Morning, everyone. Good morning, betty. D...

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Hi father. [jim] hi do me a favor, will you . Mmhmm . Where do you buy your gas and oil and tires and things like that . Where do you think we buy them . At the shoe store. Well wherever you buy them, dont buy them there anymore. Buy them at bill shepards service station i wonder if that was a paid commercial announcement. Yeah mother oh ive had a simply wonderful day. How are you . Oh im fine. Whats his name . Who . Oh, let me do that for you. The boy whos responsible for this being a simply wo...

Yeah, dumb old margaret. Oh, shes okay. She cant help it if shes a girl. Can i use your bathroom . Sure. Come on. Hey, mom. Im home. So i hear. Hello, tommy. Hes polite, mom. Hes just in a hurry. Okay. Do you know who was just here . Sure. It was margaret. But i was hiding in the bushes. Mrs. Mitchell why were you doing that . cause girls are no fun. They cant play catch cause they cant throw. You cant hit em because theyre a girl. First thing you know, you end up playing house. True, true. No t...

Oh, you mean thats right. Oh, me . Oh, mr. Timberlake. A member of the judging committee. Oh my. [music] heres your nerve medicine, george. Oh, thank you, martha. Yes, ill need it to calm down. This is the most exciting project. Im sure it is. Well, it means a lot to the garden club. Of course it does. And you notice, my dear, im leaving nothing to chance. Im using two cameras. You always were thorough. Well, thats the mark of a successful photographer. So, if everything goes smoothly and someth...

Target practice. Given all the volatility weve seen, are wall street strategists s p targets about to change. Do you have an answer, mandy . Theat least i have some very smart people joining me through the course of the hour with their answers. Welcome back, brian. We missed you. Begin with the wild swings in oil. Those prices were down bigtime earlier but weve seen a massive rally to the tune of about 6 now building on the two previous big up days, keep in mind. But crude has now completely obl...

16,464. A moment ago we were at 459. We are above that now. If you didnt know any better, you would think bill didnt miss anything. Everybody tuned in the last two weeks know bill missed the plunge of more than 1,000 points that monday morning, august 24th. I had no idea. That was my Moms Birthday actually the dow traveled 10,000 points more than that in just that week. Oil was bouncing all over the place. You missed its oneday biggest gain since 2009. There was volatility that started to happen...