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And a guy annoying his coworkers. Hey, andrew. She was stunning. How hes taking bad jokes to an art form. Did you hear about that mexican Cereal Killer . He had locomotives. Motorcycles moving vehicles. They are not meant to be used like this. We start in malaysia. What we have is a lady waiting to cross the street. Shes 76 years old. The passenger grabs her purse. Shes dragged at least 15 feet. Somebody had their dash cam running and they gave the Registration Number to police. The suspects wer...

The latest from the dark knight of comedy. Princess sierra the magnificent. Yeah . Its so funny. A couple of responsibilities of a fastfood worker get the video right and do it quickly. Hes racing around, hes definitely trying to keep this fastfood order fast. Im, here we go. Here it is dont do it. And take that, too. Whats happening right now . Something exploded. These guys in the car ask for some ranch, some Barbecue Sauce and theyre certainly getting both. The guy behind the window very upse...

Injury. See how were trying out the ingenious invention. Go ahead, girl. Pow wow. Freedom aparsonly, if youre from chicago, this is not an uncommon sight, a car being towed. According to poster of the video, this is something he sees a lot from the wall green across the street. People park their cars and, like lightning, theyre getting towed. This guy was too lightning. Look closely. He hasnt noticed hes towing a car with one inside it. Someones in the car . Yes. He didnt get in the car, accordi...

See one womans social media search to find her twin stranger. Dang, man. Is this real . When this mouflon got stuck mouflon. These people in poland decided they werent just going to leave it up to fate. They were going to be very active trying to help the little guy out. Grab the mouflon by the horn thing over there [ speaking Foreign Language ] this guy gets close, grabs a branch and attempts to grab this mouflon by the horn. While the mouflon is struggle its scares doesnt know whats going on, ...

Can somewhat control their destinies as theyre desperately trying to control the content of what folks watch. It is a pricey order but as my next guests see it it is more pricey sitting back and watching this entertainment parade go back. Charlie gasparino and the wall street journals james freeman. Charlie, what is going on here . Theyre back to revisiting a big combo. Not as big as comcast and Time Warner Cable still big. That is one of the best descriptions why two companies merge ive heard i...

Something about payoffs and bribes involving countries pulling out all the sleazy stops to host world cup events. Now is it up to the sleazier standard of Domestic Violence embroiled professional football with the likes of ray rice or ray mcdonald or Adrian Peterson . No. Is it in the league of penn states Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal . No or the drug scandal that bedevilled baseball and more than a dozen players over the years . No or the Lance Armstrong doping drama that socked professio...

Forces. But they will not be responsible for securing iraq. Tonight we are going to update you on the political realities that have led to the present ends than of his plan to degrade and destroy the Islamic State. Joining us is k. T. Mcfarland democratic strategist doug schoen and National Reviews Jillian Kay Melchior. Also herotorus srecynd idologal aitiowhave be cahingupthilary clton. W ll nbershowthe jori ofmerinsave cide tha the former secretary of date is anything but honest and trustworth...

Dennis hastert was being blackmailed. He paid hundreds of thousands in hush money and the feds found out his church is blinded found out he charged that line about illicit payments to coverup misconduct that apparently occurred before his political career began. Straight out of the can you believe this file. The irs paid 2. 3 billion in bogus refunds. Neverland, Michael Jacksons estate in california up for sale for 100 million. Varney co. Is about to begin. Im not going to sing it, but we are in...

He says were in a tech bubble and its going to burst. By the way, tech stocks are up today. And spam goes organic. Well, hold on a second they bought an organic food company. Heaven forbid they mess with spam. I was raised on it. Varney company is about dont you forgeted about me. Stuart thats right, dont you forget about me. Monday starting at 9 00 were going three hours, can you stand it . Same great show and a whole lot more of it. Listen to this, everyone. Crime and corruption in the worlds ...

Roll tape. It was special everyone enjoying the moment. You want to sigh that. Im aware i may not be youngest candidate in this race. But i have one big advantage. Ive been coloring my hair for years. [laughter] [applause] youre not going to see me turn white in the white house. Thursday on Monica Crowley is here. Youve got 20 seconds to respond to that hair joke and i thought that was a southern accent. I cant do this again and humor. Southern accent shes done this repeatedly over last 25 years...