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my body clenched up. my stomach was in knots. and i just began praying. i just began praying for the return of them. >> a frndiend of the four americans kidnapped in mexico describing the moment she knew something was terribly wrong. welcome to our viewers in the united states and around the world. im christine romans. lets begin with one trump investigation that could be close to a dramatic end. the "new york times" reporting that the manhattan d.a.s office has offered to let the fo...

>> laura: well a blatantly false statement. heres the only thing non-lawyers need to know about this case. if after the 2020 election donald trump had announced that he was retiring from politics, alvin bragg would not have indicted him or if lets say after 2020 trump had gradually evolved in his views and maybe became more like romney or one of the bushes. in that case, alvin bragg would not have indicted him. the real reason that donald trump was booked and fingerprinted today comes ...

cold. >> joe: was that new jersey thats sunrise. >> griff: look at that gorgeous sky. that is what we call dawn patrol. [splash] >> griff: have enough light to see the waves out there. you can see them come in. i think i looked at the surf report. its about 2 to 3 feet. the wind is not strong right now. i have surfed there. a fantastic place to go and surf. we now have gotten the video of your skills to demonstrate to americans of how good you are. now, you were thrown into this by the...

republican president richard nixon. why did he resign? because republicans gave him no option. >> i have come to the conclusion that richard m. nixon has beyond a reasonable doubt committed impeachable offenses which are in my judgment of such sufficient magnitude that he should be removed from office. brian: thats a republican. and it was a majority. bill clinton, the monica lewinsky link was revealed bit "new york times." "the washington post" aggressively pursued the hillary clinton...

republican president richard nixon. why did he resign? because republicans gave him no option. >> i have come to the conclusion that richard m. nixon has beyond a reasonable doubt committed impeachable offenses which are in my judgment of such sufficient magnitude that he should be removed from office. brian: thats a republican. and it was a majority. bill clinton, the monica lewinsky link was revealed bit "new york times." "the washington post" aggressively pursued the hillary clinton...

republican president richard nixon. why did he resign? because republicans gave him no option. >> i have come to the conclusion that richard m. nixon has beyond a reasonable doubt committed impeachable offenses which are in my judgment of such sufficient magnitude that he should be removed from office. brian: thats a republican. and it was a majority. bill clinton, the monica lewinsky link was revealed bit "new york times." "the washington post" aggressively pursued the hillary clinton...

republican president richard nixon. why did he resign? because republicans gave him no option. >> i have come to the conclusion that richard m. nixon has beyond a reasonable doubt committed impeachable offenses which are in my judgment of such sufficient magnitude that he should be removed from office. brian: thats a republican. and it was a majority. bill clinton, the monica lewinsky link was revealed bit "new york times." "the washington post" aggressively pursued the hillary clinton...

every will sports fan has a moment were a athlete has failed and said i can do better than that. on this episode, you are about to find out all of the reasons you cannot do better than that. >> i grew up resenting sports, when you are a black kid everybody knows you will be over six foot tall and every conversation goes to you play basketball. i didnt eighth grade and i went the entire season without scoring a point. when i lived in chicago i discovered michael jordan. i took it person...

bucket dirt bag will spend four years in jailbird thats one fo every follicle. the reason is stealing $300,000 from stars trip or, the next missus gill gil mead, stormy daniels. im getting. that relationship would never work with her book outselling history-1. but, she stole 300 grand from storming, i wonder if it was al in one spirit that was too easy. went to some lawyers for comment. the hedgehog centipede apparently, part of his sentenc will be served concurrently, which means done...

in my book? get it together. people from all walks of life opened up to me. they shared their life stories, their deepest ant secrets. but just because we finish the book doesnt mean they get it together. shseries is over.togeth today were talking to aer retired soldier fo frome latin kings. meet andy pellicano. thehe saw things no person shod ever have to witness. an active participan t in drugan act trafficking, robbery, extortion and things we cant eveniv mention on national televis...