Is coming to tucson this year, with sarah tiana and todd glass. All the money from that show will be going to these wonderful charities. Ill also be performing in vegas, phoenix, west palm beach, reno, and honolulu. As they say in the famous weezer song, ill be blessing the rains down in. Australia, with shows in sydney, melbourne, and brisbane. Perth, sorry, thats a big no, thank you. Did you know, in 1984, australia began digging a tunnel to america and its scheduled to be completed in 2022 . Now its time for the tosh. Oi oi oi aussie viddie of the weekie. If youre a [bleep] fair dinkum [bleep] fullgrown aussie, this is what youd have for breakfast, you [bleep] dog [bleep] a [bleep] vb longneck at 20 to 8 00 in the [bleep] morning. Get that up ya. [ laughter ] you had me at dog [bleep] god, that is a huge earlobe. Alright. Tonights book is by dan brown. The da vinci code . No. Digital fortress, which is widely regarded to be his worst. Good night, illiterates [ cheers and applause ]
Whoohoo my mom doesnt participate in it. She just likes to be there cause its a lot of the same friends. We all hang out together. Its pretty fun. Anyways, can i get into my house . Itd be great if you could come by. Whoohoo [receiver clicks] the end. Whoohoo from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out so good to see you all im trevor noah our guest tonight is one of the most talented people alive, the creator of hamilton and a star of his dark materials on hobb, Linmanuel Miranda is joining us, everybody cheers and applause so exciting. Also on tonights show, the return of colin kaepernick, why superbugs are all going to kill us and the ongoing inquiry into the biggest political scandal of all time andeth not impeachment. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the alarming medical news t
Looking strong, staying sober, and taking responsibility for her past. E. T. Confirmed friday the 57yearold tv icon pled no contest to eight misdemeanor offenses of battery and resisting officers. Stemming frot year. First occurred february 25th when she was arrested on charges of Domestic Violence and misdemeanor battery on a Police Officer. Hey, heather, you got any comment on whatever happened last night . No comment. Four months later, on june 25th, thedailymail. Com exclusively spotted her leaving jail in pajamas. She was arrested and accused of kicking a Police Officer and a medic. But what a difference a year makes. This was health, looking like the picture of health in l. A. One summer who has seen heathers remarkable transformation first hand . Tv host and good friend of years, jillian barberie. E. T. Spoke with her on the phone. Well, shes an incredible person. When i talked about doing this piece today, shes like, whatever, if it makes you happy. Shes very cool and unguarded
Heres everything happening right now as locklear battles to stay sober. Looking strong, staying sober, and taking responsibility for her past. E. T. Confirmed friday the 57yearold tv icon pled no contest to eight misdemeanor offenses of battery and resisting officers. Stemming from two incidents last year. First occurred february 25th when she was arrested on charges of Domestic Violence and misdemeanor battery on a Police Officer. Hey, heather, you got any comment on whatever happened last night . No comment. Four months later, on june 25th, thedailymail. Com exclusively spotted her leaving jail in pajamas. She was arrested and accused of kicking a Police Officer and a medic. But what a difference a year makes. This was health, looking like the picture of health in l. A. One summer who has seen heathers remarkable transformation first hand . Tv host and good friend of years, jillian barberie. E. T. Spoke with her on the phone. Well, shes an incredible person. When i talked about doing
And youll never guess what has upset ursula von der leyen, the president of the European Commission shes not particularly happy. Why people were forbidden from flying eu flags at eurovision. Yes, eurovision was more stringent on this stuff than the last night at the proms. Shes kicking off over eurovision, shes kicking off so her representative, one of the spokespeople at the European Commission, has accused eurovision bosses of handing a gift to their enemies of europe with this flag band. So were no European Union flags were allowed to be flown. And theyre saying this is handing, this is handing a gift to the enemies of europe , to the eurosceptics. Europe, to the eurosceptics. I love this quote. The quote from her official spokesman is it is certainly regrettable to ban the flag. That is the flag of all eu members and other council of union members. I cannot find why the logical explanation for why the ebu is doing this and what does this serve . Well, of course, the explanation is