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>> ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes! yes! i agree! i agree! stop it! happy monday, everyone. today jury selection began at hunter bidens glenmore trail and as a welcoming gift of those selected were given if we dined back. [laughter] to make sure its a jury of his peers were looking for people were given phony jobs in ukraine, smoke crack in a sensory deprivation tank, had sex with another family members wife while impregnating a stripper. safari found one. possible witnesses include boulevard and...

Is the biggest threat to america is what he said right beside -- right behind stairs. [laughter] but he keeps making stuff up, like, you said that was his one -- -- is other uncle got a purple heart covenant have been waiting for his next uncle to be a bit of rice named ben. that one wasnt as good. [laughter] i knew it and i was saying i it. >> greg: you know what got you joke off -- jumped off the cliff and thats where youre a comedian. >> greg: kat, your legal scholar of diet orders. >> a lot ...