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♪ [ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] her busy saturday begins with back pain, when... hey pam, you should take advil. why? you can take four advil for all day relief. so i should give up my two aleve for more pills with advil? youre joking right? for my back pain, i want my aleve. >> it is unfortunate that there has been republican div...

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[ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. tyl...

[ agent smith ] ive found software that intrigues me. it appears its an agent of good. ♪ [ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] [poof!] [clicks mouse] theres doughnuts in the conference room. theres doughnuts in the conference room. automatic discounts the moment you sign up.

It appears its an agent of good. ♪ [ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] bjorn earns unlimited rewards for his small business. take these bags to room 12 please. [ garth ] bjorns small business earns double miles on every purchase every day. produce delivery. [ bjorn ] just put it on my spark card. [ garth ] why settle for less? ahh, oh! ...

[ static warbles ] if you fish, if youre a person who enjoys fishing, as i do, you might be familiar with this tiny little guy. this is a fat head minnow, say youre fishing and going to the bait shop, you are probably getting this guy or somebody who he is related to. and yes, it is sad for him. but yet i somehow tell myself that he does not know he is bait. i know i am fooling myself. fat heads are used as bait a lot, people stock them for bigger fish that they want to fish for in the lakes a...

[ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] his day of coaching begins with knee pain, when... [ man ] hey, brad, want to trade the all-day relief of two aleve for six tylenol? whats the catch? theres no catch. you want me to give up my two aleve for six tylenol? no. for my knee pain, nothing beats my aleve. man: [ laughs ] those look like baby steps now. but they were some pretty good moves. and the best move of all? having the right partner at my side. its so mu...

[ static warbles ] you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more.

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♪ [ agent smith ] ge software connects patients to nurses to the right machines while dramatically reducing waiting time. [ telephone ringing ] now a waiting room is just a room. [ static warbles ] [ telephone ringing ] ♪ (woman) this place has gotg room really good chocolate shakes.. (growls) (man) thats a good look for you. (woman) that was fun. (man) yeah. (man) let me help you out with the.. (woman)...oh no, i got it. (man) you sure? (woman) just pop the trunk. (man vo) i may not know wh...