Got to be on the naughty list. Well, he is, but he said hes bring coal jobs back and i need that coal to crop in the naughty kids socks. You really want to live in a world where the naughty dont get punished . Stephen no, just where they dont become president. cheers and applause its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Mark Wahlberg lee daniels and musical guest miranda lambert. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody good to see you jon hey stephen good to see you. Merry christmas. Jon Merry Christmas to you applause stephen welcome to the late show. Please sit down, everybody. Thank you so much. Youre very kind. What a lovely night. What a lovely crowd. How is everybody feeling tonight . You feeling all right . Feeling the holidays. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. A lot of exciting revelations today, yeah,
[ laughter ] donald trump claimed this morning that he would have done even better in the election if the winner was based on the popular vote because he would have campaigned differently. Why are you complaining . Its over. You won. Wait, why am i talking to you . You know what . Let me talk to your father. Oh, hey, listen. Would it have killed you to hug him once . [ laughter and applause ] fox newss bill oreilly said last night [ applause ] bill oreilly said last night that liberals want to eliminate the Electoral College because they want power taken away from the white establishment. Bill, you dont have to say, white establishment. Its redundant. Thats like saying atm machine. The m means machine. [ laughter ] Vice President joe biden will reportedly work at the university of pennsylvania once he leaves office. Apparently they had an opening for, cool r. A. [ laughter ] i know youre going to smoke your weed, guys. Just roll up a towel and put it under the door, all right . Joes go
There before december 25th just forget barb daddy needs a new nine iron announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight Robert Deniro amy John Krasinski and Millie Bobby Brown featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, its the best in late show retrospectacular endof year wrapupabration captioning sponsored by cbs stephen welcome to the late show oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, welcome to the late show. I am happy to be your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause did everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause i had a nice one, too. Im prethanksgiving carboloading. Just to work everything out. laughter i took the last couple of days off. Nice, didnt do much, hung out with some friends, made a pie. Jon what kind of pie . Stephen but, you know, had to work all weekend. Jon uhhuh. Stephen donald trump laughter poor guy cant catch a break. He didnt know being president was a fulltime job. laughter first, he agreed to a 25 million settlement in the Trump Unive
Just forget barb daddy needs a new nine iron announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight Robert Deniro amy schumer John Krasinski and Millie Bobby Brown featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, its the best in late show retrospectacular endof year wrapupabration captioning sponsored by cbs stephen welcome to the late show oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, welcome to the late show. I am happy to be your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause did everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause i had a nice one, too. Im prethanksgiving carboloading. Just to work everything out. laughter i took the last couple of days off. Nice, didnt do much, hung out with some friends, made a pie. Jon what kind of pie . Stephen but, you know, had to work all weekend. Jon uhhuh. Stephen donald trump laughter poor guy cant catch a break. He didnt know being president was a fulltime job. laughter first, he agreed to a 25 million settlement in the Trump University fraud case. S
Donald trump claimed this morning that he would have done even better in the election if the winner was based on the popular vote because he would have campaigned differently. Why are you complaining . Its over. You won. Wait, why am i talking to you . You know what . Let me talk to your father. Oh, hey, listen. Would it have killed you to hug him once . [ laughter and applause ] fox newss bill oreilly said last night [ applause ] bill oreilly said last night that liberals want to eliminate the Electoral College because they want power taken away from the white establishment. Bill, you dont have to say, white establishment. Its redundant. Thats like saying atm machine. The m means machine. [ laughter ] Vice President joe biden will reportedly work at the university of pennsylvania once he leaves office. Apparently they had an opening for, cool r. A. [ laughter ] i know youre going to smoke your weed, guys. Just roll up a towel and put it under the door, all right . Joes going to look t