Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert dems the break week 2020. Candidates gone but not forgotten, except the ones weve forgotten. Tonight, all hail breaks loose. And stephen makes a new lord of the rings trilogy. Plus stephen welcomes senator Kamala Harris, and musical guest, Lady Antebellum. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello happy thursday. Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is cheers and applause and you can feel the excitement. Everybody is so excited about day five of the live impeachment hearings. Yeah. The witnesses have been compelling. E ated wt the whistleblower said, but the people on the tv say the whole thing has one problem the issue keeps on being kind of complicated for people to follow. Has this gotten too confusing for the American People . T
Than the total dppped of belgium. Can you imagine how many waffles you could buy with that . I want to tell you that we what do you think about this impeachment . Have you heard about this in the newspapers . I just dont get it, impeachment when the president gets in deep trouble, isnt it more of an impicklement . Im sorry thats Jared Kushner looks like an orthodox swinderman. Whats the deal with this burisma stuff . Like what a jewish kid does when he turns 13. Burisma. So, youre from the ukraine . You crane, i crane, we all crane for ukraine. Wow, tough crowd. Anyway, point is, the thing wasnt my fault. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight all breaks loose and stephen makes a new lord of the rings trilogy. Tonight stephen welcomes Kamala Harris and Lady Antebellum, jon batiste and stay human. Live on tape at the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome one
You confuse, and the more you forget is the whistleblowers mind controlled by Chrissy Teigen . Can you guess who . Do you have a clue . Guess who, g. O. P. Whistleblower edition the more you play, the more trump wins dirt on joe biden sold separately. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, john oliver and amy sedaris along with Paul Mccartney and musical guest big thief, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen yeah hi howdy whoo fantastic why cant we do two of those tonight . Hey, jon how are ya . Hello, friends. audience chanting stephen happy thursday thanks, everybody whoo nice beautiful thank you very much. Welcome one and all up here, down , there out there, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff but heres the thing also, im kind of not because im not actually here. We taped this in advance because im about to shoot some
This is humiliating. Let me just tell you. No, no, no. We will get this before the credits roll. Is it steve bulloc scooby dooby doo, where are you . Its the late show live, with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes jeff daniels and katy tur and Jacob Soboroff featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen wooo live, baby cheers and applause wooo thank you, my friend. Hello hello, all my dear friend. Good to see you out there. Jon, good to see you. How is it going, sparkles . You doing good . Thank you for being here. Audience stephen stiffen stephen. Stephen i feel exactly the same way. cheers and applause soaked in electric gasoline. You can feel it. You can feel it. Its coming up. Its coming up. Please, have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. We are live, after night one. cheers and applause piano riff aft
Jeff ranieri was there giving the forecast just the same as you are, very hot. Very hot for the inland areas and were at least going to see some 90s in some of the hotter areas. Today in the south bay, were starting out with clear skies and some mid60s. Its a little bit humid this morning in campbell and well see the temperatures at about 63 degrees until 8 00, and then rising temperatures today, were still well above normal. Well talk more about this and a look ahead to weekend events. Mike, youre worried about a crash in the south bay. I am because of the details. Traffic is everywhere in the bay but the green sensors throughout Silicon Valley is fine but getting there may be an issue. Look at the slowing already northbound 101 coming up through morgan hill as you pass by dunn and approaching cochrane a crash is involving a motorcycle. The fast lane is blocked and chp not yet there. The rest of the bay predictable. Back to you. Thanks, mike. New overnight, a bangup mess along one san