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Announcer stephen welcomes joy reid and yahya abdulmateen, ii, featuring jon batiste and stay homin now live on tape from the ed sullivan theaters Office Building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show im your host Stephen Colbert. Let me just key up here. Mmm oooh, tepid i thought that was going to be hotter than it was. Hello. So nice to see you. Speaking of hot have you lost weight . You look amazing. We havent been together for a week, and ive mis...

Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight finishing on a high vote. Plus, stephen welcomes South Carolina Senate Candidate Jaime Harrison. And musical guest Elvis Costello featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, i rarely say this, and i never mean it, but we have breaking news. Just moments before i walked ...

By the way, is it possible nicklaus had a stroke . That worth sort of rain and it. Mcelroy makes the par. He needed that birdie. I have a couple of birdies for nicklaus right here. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the nightmare before tuesday. Plus, stephen welcomes Neil Degrasse tyson. And a special appearance by jon stewart. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen here we...

Science tells us that zombies will only eat human brains. Well, i dont think science knows, actually. Brains brains no brains here. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight insane in the campaign. Plus, stephen welcomes Janelle Monae and Jacob Soboroff featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. You have something you need to tell me. Tell me later. Good t...

Maybe it would. Maybe it wont. What the hell do you got to lose . Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight home sweet show plus, stephen welcomes conan obrien. And musical guest michael stipe. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen oh, hey i was just pretending i could be at home without a camera. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Happy to be here. Happy. Tuesday, i think . It is tuesday. Go...

So call the number on your screen and help these troubled dogs, before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus, stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell. And the chicks. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen what do you mean . Oh, did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a ...

These troubled dogs before this happens im donald trump, and i am going to hump your leg. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, masking for a friend. Plus stephen welcomes w. Kamau bell, and the chicks, featuring jon batiste and sta stay homin and now live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen did he do that . Did the dog eat your shoes . Yeah, you knew that. Stephen i thought it was a different pairt that he ate. Well, those look id chew those. laughter we...

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Sir. Law and order. Thats a tv show. Digreat. I made a lot of money. You dont have to speak, sir. You might want to refer this to your personal lawyer. He went to jail for, you know, for no no reason. Okay, quick vote, should we let him speak. Yea, yea, yea, yea. No. Another 54 victory for trump. Dad, who are you talking to . Eric, get off the phone go ahead with your argument, sir. Total exoneration, complete vindication golf vacation. Are you making an argument or rhyming. My inauguration, red...

Tonight, one exit plan. Plus stephen welcomes keith urban and casey wilson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey nice to see. Delightful delightful cheers and applause stephen good to see you there you go Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen nice. There you go. A busy night. A busy night here. Spring is in the air. Nice to see you, chris. Welcome, one and...