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Caption writers were red hot this week

Steve Breen for May 21, 2021 May 20, 2021 A country can’t survive when half the government is anti-government. If the GQP wants to be anarchists, they need to resign from their jobs in D.C. first.

Print Congratulations, Chris Wasden, for taking the top spot. Steve Breen’s signed original is in the mail and on the way. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. Winner “Our vote was unanimous. If the unicorns refuse to get vaccinated, we’re fine with leaving them behind.” Chris Wasden, San Diego Finalists “Plumbing is still backed up” Terre Duensing, Fallbrook Advertisement “We opened a window, but you might want to wait a few weeks be...

Steve Breen for May 13, 2021 May 11, 2021 pepwine  about 3 hours ago Time, past time, for the traditional republicans to take back control of the GOP.Trump has skewed the values of the GOP entirely to his own glory and greed. Time for kicking him to the curb, even if it hurts for awhile. Otherwise the republican party is going to fracture into many pieces. Also stop Trump from destroying democracy in the USA. Or you will have a dictatorship by Trump and company.

Print Lots of gags this week about nail salons closed during the pandemic. Congrats to Marcia Gwin for nailing down the top spot. She will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. Winner Finalists “I guess I could say, you nailed it.” Terre Duensing, Fallbrook Advertisement “No, I do not want to see your toenails.” Roy Henry Zinkil III, San Diego “Seriously, not until the Padres win a World ...

Print Congrats to Alice Howard-Krosch for taking the top spot this week! She will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. Winners Alice Howard-Krosch, Santee Finalists “Just keep looking. My parents swore they sent my childhood dog to live on this very ranch.” Eric Zuidema, Rancho Bernardo “And we don’t even have to social distance!” Melissa Sablan, Oceanside Advertisement “This is your ...

Steve Breen for April 15, 2021 April 14, 2021 NobodyAwesome Premium Member about 2 hours ago Just wondering if anyone has a different solution for Afghanistan? I have heard only criticism of both options (pull out vs stay indefinitely). Is there any other option that might actually work?

Print Lots of captions came our way this week, most of them involving mask and vaccine gags as well as jokes about Sigourney Weaver. Congrats to Gary John Collins for taking the top spot! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below. To enter, email your captions along with your name, address and phone number to steve.breen@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember to limit your submis...

Finalists Advertisement “Haven’t you heard? Hantavirus is so 2019.” Mark Collins, La Mesa “I don’t think shredding your stimulus check for bedding was what the government had in mind, but you may get another chance.” Paul Keegan, Scripps Ranch “My wife won’t come down from the chandelier unless you leave.” Vincent Noto, San Diego Advertisement “How do you keep from stirring on Christmas Eve?” Pete Wilkinson, San Diego “Look, I’m not installing a Ring. You don’t even ...

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