Science tells us that zombies will only eat human brains. Well, i dont think science knows, actually. Brains brains no brains here. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight insane in the campaign. Plus, stephen welcomes Janelle Monae and Jacob Soboroff featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. You have something you need to tell me. Tell me later. Good to see you. Hey, everybody, welcome to a late show. Im jur host, Stephen Colbert. And you are . Evyys here. Right over there. There are only 49 days left until the election. Time really flies when youre too scared to fly. With the days counting down, theres been a huge role reversal. For the last year, donald trump has been amassing the Largest Campaign war chest in u. S. History. With the r. N. C. , hes raised a combined 1. 1 billion yes, billion with a capital illion. But, reportedly, team trum
Foreign deals while joe biden was Vice President. He was selling out america and his father was helping him. Hunter biden allegedly called his father dozens of times trying to woo investors. Every day this Bribery Scandal because its more credible. Joe bastardi pritzker signed more than 130 bills. One of those will allow noncitizens to apply to be a police officer. The standard is to bring as many people in this country as you possibly can and next thing you know everyone is just going to vote democrat. High school boys aapparently trending more conservative. Nearly twice as likely to identify as conservative vs. Liberal. These boys are looking at the liberal girls. That doesnt seem like a lifelong choice. Those girls are pretty tough on boys. Rapper carley b. Throwing a microphone in the crowd after some jerk threw a drink at her. Carley b. Is being investigated for battery. Free cardi b. Assault charges for a microphone. Got hit with a paper cup of water you are going to have nightma
One of the most controversial americans of our time, o. J. Simpson, dead at 76 after a bout with prostate cancer. He is regarded as one of the greatest Running Backs of all time and used his sports fame to turn himself into a household name. He started hertz commercials an. But everything changed night of june 12th, 1994, when simpsons exwife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman were found brutally stabbed to death in the courtyard outside her home in l. A. O. J. Charged with their deaths. He was tried and eventually acquitted in the trial of the century. [siren sound enclosed his point is, it is a pursuit, and unfortunately it has a lot of mitigating circumstances because of the high profile of the proposed suspect that is inside the vehicle, could possibly be and appears at this time o. J. Simpson. In front of the jury, o. J. Simpson tried on the Gloves Prosecutors say he was wearing the night he murdered his exwife. He tried to show the gloves do not fit. It doesnt fit
President trump today removed chief strategist steve bannon from the National Security council. [ cheers and applause ] bannon will go back to doing what he does best, drinking vanilla extract in a gas station bathroom. [ laughter ] in an interview with the New York Times, President Trump defended fox news Host Bill Oreilly against allegations of Sexual Harassment. Because thats who you want defending you. [ light laughter ] what, was bill cosby too busy . He seemed like a nice guy who wouldnt do the touching and the thing. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump said today he is working very, very hard to create peace between israel and palestine. Said trump, theyre absolutely my two favorite real housewives. [ light laughter ] according to a new report, amazon is now worth twice as much as walmart. In response, walmart announced that theyre planning to open a second checkout lane. [ laughter and applause ] got to stay competitive. Got to stay competitive, walmart. The nfl and amazon
President trump today removed chief strategist steve bannon from the National Security council. [ cheers and applause ] bannon will go back to doing what he does best, drinking vanilla extract in a gas station bathroom. [ laughter ] in an interview with the New York Times, President Trump defended fox news Host Bill Oreilly against allegations of Sexual Harassment. Because thats who you want defending you. [ light laughter ] what, was bill cosby too busy . He seemed like a nice guy who wouldnt do the touching and the thing. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump said today he is working very, very hard to create peace between israel and palestine. Said trump, theyre absolutely my two favorite real housewives. [ light laughter ] according to a new report, amazon is now worth twice as much as walmart. In response, walmart announced that theyre planning to open a second checkout lane. [ laughter and applause ] got to stay competitive. Got to stay competitive, walmart. The nfl and amazon