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brians. brian currently not a blond. joe biden yuckin it up with journalists and what not. they have something in common. >> i know a lot of you find it hard to understand why you get second billing. well, welcome to my world. (applause) >> not all his jokes got laughs. well tell you about that. >> he blames the writers and prompter guy. blind sided by her husband jesse james? the accusations are flying this morning. grab your tattoo and hold on. from stephanie over in tallahassee, flo...

Cartoonist. >> it wouldnt have been true love. >> a new ad drawing fire from both sides, attacking americans for defending gitmo. is it wrong to question their patriotism and -- >> democratic congressman eric massa says he quit over a tickle fight with another guy? >> yeah. >> hear his defense from massa himself. ill watch a tickle fight now between brian and steve. >> i dont think so. i learned my lesson. >> we had it in the green room. [ male announcer ] nature valley sweet & salty nut bars......

Where the president criticized the supreme court. were going to report, you decide. steve? >> brian. your stimulus dollars at work. money being used to, are you ready for this? study yoga and hot flashes and monkeys on cocaine. yes, thats some of the uses of your -- i wish i was making it up. >> thats stimulating. >> but im not. thats right, meanwhile, our slogan this wednesday comes from scott. the crews on the couch looking dapper and fetching, "fox & friends" is on with steve, brian and gretc...

Say interagency ocean policy task force will ultimately benefit the fishing public by managing ecosystems in their entirety. ill go with that again. hopefully we can still get fluke because fluke season is coming up. >> how about carp? >> ive been anti-carp. >> all right, fine. how do you feel about nascar? >> im going to tell you more about it, i guess. nascar great carl edwards on probation now. nascar says edwards, this is steves favorite video has to sit out for three races for deliberately ...

Ready projects that are ready to go? >> in particular, wake forest, fine university. take a look at this. according to information out there by the institute, i think thats how you pronounce it. a conservative think tank. they say that $71,000 of the stimulus money is studying monkeys that are using cocaine. >> its stimulating, steve. come on! its a stimulus project. >> but why monkeys? why not ferret? >> id like to watch them buy it and find out how to stop it that way. make it a law enforcemen...

Promised, if you make less than like a quarter of a million dollars, your taxes are not going to go up. there it is right there, they will. >> you say this is interesting? its a bombshell, steve. the real problem with health care reform is nobody understands it. b, we dont trust the cost. this report says tens of millions of middle-class people, middle america, making way under $200,000 a year. they will have their taxes raised in order to subsidize maybe 13 million people who have lower incomes...

Victory for the pirates over the new york yankees who on paper were a lot better. beneath it, a poignant story of faith and forgiveness. >> author jim moody takes a look at it in the new book. >> mr. moody is familiar to all of us, hes also the c.e.o. of news corp, a division of our parent corporation and a former senior vice president for editorial here at fox news. john, good to see you. >> thanks, steve. >> if you were going to write a book about pirates, i would think somali pirates rather t...

He responded, truthfully saying 911. the gunmen took off without taking anything or injuring the family. wow, what a story. >> meanwhile, real quickly lets take a look at the day ahead weatherwise, widely scattered showers in the northern plains down through, as you can see, the great lakes and moving into the northeast. looks like its going to be a little damp later on today here in the new york city area and through the mid atlantic and as well, heavy thunderstorms moving through dixieland rig...

the driver of that runaway prius. listen. >> ok, how fast are you going? >> 80 something. >> youre going 80 miles an hour. >> 81. >> and its still stuck? >> yes. >> on route 8 in san diego. more on that call coming up straight ahead. what it means maybe for your toyota that youre driving today and our slogan comes to us from jasmine in maryland. the sun comes up, the bacons frying, its time to have fun with steve, gretchen and brian. >> what was that, brian? >> i was saying somebody ju...

interrogation tactics are prosecuted. what was that all about? >> were not done yet with procedures up in washington. finally justice has been served to congressman charlie rangel? >> im sharing with you all of the information i know so asking me questions would just embarrass me because i cant give you the answers. >> yeah, he had a rough day yesterday. so why did it take so long for lawmakers to reach a decision and why is his ethics probe now in its 18th month. now, let me tell you ...