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photo/SUBMITTED This print, "Hon. William Goebel, Our Martyred Governor," was given to the Taylor Regional Archive Center by local historian Steven Wright, of Hodgenville. photo/SUBMITTED Shown is a sketch of the Goebel assassination in Harper’s Weekly, 1900. In the waning days of the 19th century, Kentucky’s gubernatorial race between Republican William Taylor of Butler County and Democrat William Goebel of Covington was unbelievably bitter. Taylor was the current Attorney General of Ken...

Hey, stoner, weve found your winter project. Its not going to be hard, but it will require you to get off the couch and hit "record" on a camcorder. Actually, you know what? You could probably stay on the couch and do it. A project will keep you warm and active while the gray weather and rampant pandemic bears down on us. And you can be high as a kite while you do it. Plus, theres ticket revenue up for grabs! The Stranger is known for its amateur porn festival, HUMP! Hundreds of filmmakers hav...

Article content A Sudbury murder trial that was supposed to be held this spring will be delayed because of the ongoing COVID-19 crisis. Tyler Sels, 22, had been scheduled to start his Superior Court judge-and-jury trial on March 29. Four weeks of court time had been booked. We apologize, but this video has failed to load. Try refreshing your browser. Pandemic to delay start of Sudbury murder trial Back to video However, Chief Justice Geoffrey B. Morawetz of the Ontario Superior Court of Justi...

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Tweet Share Tullahoma-based Cascade Hollow Distilling Co. has premiered its latest special release under the Cascade Moon series, and this particular whiskey does indeed celebrate 150 years of the George A. Dickel brand. But when I first saw that, it reminded me of an old joke by Steven Wright: “I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, Hey, the sign says youre open 24 hours. He said, Yes, but not in a row. ...

Happy 2021! The Cranbrook Public Library is now open with extended hours (with some restrictions and reduced services.) We encourage patrons to limit their visits to 60 minutes. We also have a maximum number of patrons allowed in the building at one time, so you may be asked to wait. Please wear a mask during your visit. Masks are mandatory now. Library hours for January are: 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Monday, Thursday, and Friday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday 12 p.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturd...

Author of the article: Andy Bader Publishing date: Dec 30, 2020  •  December 30, 2020  •  2 minute read  •  Article content It’s been a hectic couple of weeks, so without a rational thought in my head with which to use as a column idea, I figured I’d turn to social media to help. So through Facebook, I came across these quotes of Steven Wright, an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery o...

I knew one of us would grow up to be an uber-cool and normal man. You did? Driving by Bruce’s drive I have a wonderful neighbor named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me, such as: Weird is normal. The world can be a bully. Disease, accidents and grownups who don’t act like grownups. On December 10 and 11, I did yardwork while wearing a T-shirt and light pants. I could have worn shorts, I was that warm. That task completed, I concentrated on vying to be first in line...

KXLY December 27, 2020 3:25 AM newsfeedback@fool.com (Selena Maranjian) Posted: Updated: December 29, 2020 4:57 AM The comedian Steven Wright reportedly once quipped: “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” That’s kind of how it is for me and a handful of my stock holdings. I intend to hold them forever, or at least for a very long time, and… so far, so good. Here are my caveats: I will probably sell some or all of them when I’m in retirement and need extra income, and ...

Skooz OK, so its like this. This used to be a really nice profile page; pics galore, nice wallpapers, and if I say so my self, pretty cool. Then, Comcast deactivated the web pages of their subscribers, including me, and all the painstaking HTML was orphaned overnight. One of these days Ill get around to rebuilding this page. One of these days ... ungh!! "Will you raise or lower my taxes?" Until that question is answered, I do not hear a word they have to say. All Hail the Mighty Kansas C...