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Ever. this saturday 7:00 p.m. eastern c-span 2 is airing an event i did last week at the bush presidential center in dallas. we talked about my book. dont forget "not cool" is number five on the "new york times" best seller list. and the tour resumes later today. i will be in grand rapids, michigan. stop by and say hello. go to g gutfeld.com to find a tire and schedule.

Gutfeldian. >> alternative meaning. just being awesome. have to take a break. more stuff is on the way. you know what my book has been out now for two days. like number 40 on amazon. out of 600 million. if you order it right now. you will get me to number one. you should do that. look what i have been doing for seven years. of putting up with weirdos like mccurio. coming to a lot of cities. my tour begins wednesday. 31 cities. 11 days. stop by, meet me. i would love off to talk to you at length ...

My book has been out for two days. it is out of 600 million. if you order it right now you will get me the number one and you should do that because look what i have been doing for seven years. i am going to be coming to a lot of cities. 31 cities and 11 days. stop by and meet me. i would love to talk to you at length about how much i would love to talk to paul mccurio.

>> andy, did you -- i cant remember. >> it doesnt matter. >> we have something coming up. we some -- i will be in 31 at cities and 11 days. stop by and say hello. buy my book. g gutfeld.com. you can see the entire schedule. dont e-mail me and ask me where. go to g gutfeld.com.

I am not really sorry i said it. >> thats exactly what i want you to apologize for. >> we have to take a break. more stuff is on the way. if you havent bought my book yet, i am angry. i have to rewrite this. 31 cities and 11 days. here is a look at where i am going to be. stop by and meet me. i will be in knoxville, tennessee. i will be in nape pells, florida. i will be in fort meyers. check out g gutfeld.com for the entire tour schedule. 31 cities.

>> i havent had a cigarettes in months, and you are right, you feel like a dork, but it will take over. >> you have always said you wanted to be more like steven dorf. >> i consider him like my muse. he doesnt answer any of my mail. but it is usually streaked with my feces. >> if these legislators cared about public health we have aids and can aer is and a lot more serious -- and cancer and a lot more issue. >> we have aids? >> they dont have a cure for that so maybe we should prioritize. >> rob...

>> let me tell you who will start the revolution. >> it is not as noisy as a bar. smokers are the only ones who can talk to each other. it will be a revolution of smokers. >> they are not going to live very long. >> they are also clearly willing to die for their cause. >> thats what you want. >> you may have heard i have a new book coming out. there it is. it is called "not cool" and i may be coming to a city near you in this awesome -- this will be bigger. i will be in 31 cities in 11 days. her...

This week of health care bad news, improvevery.com do movies in real life, recreated the famous scene from "when harry met sally" with multiple doing that scene in katz deli. it is hilarious. my friend charlie todd. check it out. >> i love improv everywhere. this afternoon, new brunswick, new jersey, im moderating a panel with three former new jersey governors. talking about the governorship and the media. if youre in the area, stop by. thanks to my guests. join us tomorrow for a special two-hou...

Comiccon over the weekend. he says he hopes young folks will be able to feel, almost taste what happened, to the illustrated book that goes on sale next month. and something stinks in the napgss c nations capital. no, it is not a joke about congress. the plant known as the corpse flower is apparently blooming next to the capitol at the d.c. botanical garden. so head on over for a whiff of a flower thats said to smell something like rotting flesh. thats a good spot to end it, we think. im see y...

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