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Thank you for joining us. My name is jon stewart. Tonights guest, actress emma stone is going to join us. A couple actors talking. All right. One actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this what time is it . Did you really just shout party time . You didnt recognize im setting up a bit of a routine here . [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. What time is it . Party time a little bit quiet now. A little bit quiet now. You may be thinking to yourself, time have the...

Tonight i would like to kick things off with a hot shot, a pick me up from what i like to call Stephen Colberts smile file. Tonight on the smile file tyrannical north korean dictator kim jungun. Folks, this mad man lives a constant state of stern disapproval. But even before he came to power young un made no time for frivolity. Just listen to this actual cnn interview with his old border schoolroom mate from switzerland. Did you go out in the night, you never go out, on disco or make party, neve...

Report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stechb, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Nation, theres a lot to talk about. But of course, of course folks i have to start tonight with a Shocking International incident that ha...

Go home not our problem. If obama likes them so much, let them stay at the white house. [laughter] jon thats an interesting suggestion. Although a grown man inviting thousands of kids to his house gives off a bit of a neverland ranch vibe. [laughter] all right. So look, its not like these countries developed problems overnight. Why the sudden kidsplosion . Republicans point to the president s 2012 order theyre protects children from deportation, but that applies only to those who enter the Unite...

Those are reportedly students. A soldier was killed as well. The onslaught of the countrys worst in more than a year. It is an Army Public School with kids in grades 1 through 10. The Pakistani Taliban has already claimed responsibility for this assault. They say the attack is revenge for the killings of taliban members by pakistani authorities and that six suicide bombers carried it out. It is a situation that is still unfolding and we will be following this story all morning. He is considered ...

Clouds will be slowly increasing this morning. Rain arrives this afternoon. Look at the temperature increase from the 30s to low 40s and to near 50 degrees at lunchtime and still climbing in spite of the rain moving in. Your hourbyhour forecast when i come back in ten minutes and first alert traffic reporter jillian mele is standing by with a report. Good morning, jill. Still have construction on 76. It is right here. See it blocking the left lane between 30th street and the vine street expressw...

Things or doing after christmas sales shopping, go outside today because we will not find weather like this, i think we will start to turn a corner because over next several days, this is going to be the the day to be outside. We will look outside right now and you can see we have very quiet conditions, on december the 27th, through center city philadelphia. Our temperatures are cold. In fact, they are colder then this reflects. You may be scraping ice on your windshields, it has that chilly fee...

The way it did. What a vote means for auto workers in detroit, a vote from chattanooga. Disappointing news out of general evesa, the second round of peace talks ended in failure. Todays negotiations lasted less than half an hour. A proposed third round of talks is in jeopardy. James bates has the latest from the geneva. After chairing a second round of talks that have achieved nothing, the mediator first wanted to address the Syrian People. I am very, very sorry, and i apologize to the Syrian Pe...

Much thank you ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause stephen folks, tonight, we are all painfully aware of the ongoing tragedy along our southern border. Despite our best intentions, it remains impossible to pair an outfit with turquoise jewelry laughter dont believe the man at the kiosk, you will look like an extra from dances with wolves laughter another big issue from down there, thousands of Central American children poring over the border and the president is doing nothing to stop it. Al...

Cheers and applause stephen welcome stott report, everybody, good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much. cheers and applause just hearing you chant like that just hearing you chrant chant like that is i got to say, your chanting, your adulation that just felt like a cork being tossed around in a typhoon of love. Folks if you watch the news you ...