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Choices. now, america, its all up to you. >> "american idol" reunited the family audience in front of the tv. ♪ respect ♪ >> it hadnt been done before, but the way the producers of the show could manipulate trauma, the way they could find stories, that was the core of making those shows successful. >> this is the weakest romance ive ever seen. this romance is pathetic. was there a romance? >> well, i think we just decided we were meant to be he have close friends. >> very close friends, that...

>> youre doing theater when you should be doing debate, which would be great. it is an not honest. it is not honest. what you do is partisan hackery. and ill tell you why i know. >> you had john kerry on your show, you sniff his throne and youre accusing us of partisan hackery? >> yes. >> you have got to be kidding. youre on cnn. pup et cete puppets making prank phone calls. what is wrong with you? >> comedians and satire when done right will take on hypocrisy no matter where it comes from. >> i...

Instantaneous hit. we sort of had this crisis, were like is anyone going to want to sit around watching people sew? >> i am in a race against time now, yes. >> bravo played three or four episodes over the christmas holidays, and all of a sudden it just caught on like wildfire. >> make it work. >> people have come into runway and top chef, and they know that this can change their lives. >> one of you is about to win the title of "top chef." >> rock and roll! >> it could be the osbournes. it was f...

Racist, loons and pin heads. >> there was no longer a shared factual basis for our political views. we didnt all go home and watch walter cronkite. >> cross fire. on the left, james car ville. on the right, robert novak and tucker carlson. in the cross fire -- >> i remember when john stewart went on cross fire, it was 2004. john kerry was the democratic presidential nominee facing george w. bush. and i thought, you know, watching it, this is going to be a funny show. >> why do we have to fight? ...

Show the british film had. >> we search for the organs. wheres the heart, the precious heart? >> that show works. everybody you go to in that cast is hilarious. >> oh, my god. >> the mockumentery for matt was different and all of a sudden it became something that you just realized the audience was very comfortable and very conversant. >> hey, park lady, you suck. >> hear that? he called me park lady. >> the office parks and rec, "modern family," they can see it making a documentary. >> im okay, ...

You. this is dope, man, welcome, everybody. im trevor noah and -- you know, ill tell you now this is so exciting for me. i cant believe so many people have come from all over, just to see me, guys, thank you, everyone, just to see me. and an entire stadium. just for me. suck it, kevin hart. just for me. i also heard theres some other big names joining us today. you know we got, we got someone by the name of ed sheeran who is going to be here. pharrell williams. heard. right i feel like theres so...

Youve got to wash your ass. >> when you went to the record store, you often had to ask for these albums because they wouldnt be out that you could just pick them up out of the bin. they were often headed in a certain part of the store where you needed some assistance from someone in the store because they were thought to be too scandalous. >> ive heard several of them and its a miracle you can select lines from them to do on television. >> the party records that redd foxx did were underground bu...

Is that funny? >> youre asking me to defend andrew dice clays act. >> was it funny? >> i dont know the context. the way you just said it, its not funny. but the fact for me what he does is a character and when hes up there and on stage, its a comedian. >> who is dice? who is on rue klie? who is the jewish kid? who is the guy thats acting italian? you want to know who he is, ill tell you. andrew clay came out here about ten years ago and broke his ass, you know what i mean? broke his ass. he beli...

He made the use of those terms seem to be part of everyday life and made the people listening to his comedy accept the people saying it, characters who they really were. this is the way the people really talked, changed low comedy into high art in a way no one had done before. >> i remember the mother [ bleep ], he could make a mother [ bleep ] laugh at a funeral on sunday on christmas day. >> it was about making sure he told the truth. he said it on several occasions, thats what he was trying t...

I love that. suck my [ bleep ], yeah? suck it, you black mother [ bleep ]. >> i saw eddie murphys "raw" and "delirious" when i was in second grade. and i even knew then that he nasty, naughty, not supposed to be saying any of that. those are bad, bad words and its hilarious. >> watch the "bill cosby show"? i do too. i love bill cosby show. ive been a big fan all my life. never met the man but he called me up and chastised me for being too dirty. i was pissed off. i was so mad i called richard pr...