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Im kathleen sebelius, secretary of health under president obama. now, a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website, how its been crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking. >> didnt know there would be problems until the day it launched. this is your signature program. your name is on it! look itd be like the charmin bear just found out what people actually do with his toilet paper. >> we fumbled. thats what he s...

[ male announcer ] thats handy. ♪ im kathleen sebelius, secretary of health under president obama. now, a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website, how its been crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking. >> didnt know there would be problems until the day it launched. this is your signature program. your name is on it! look itd be like the charmin bear just found out what people actually do with his toilet...

Welcome back. even the president liberal friends in hollywood cant help but laugh at obama care. "saturday night live" made a rockery of kathleen sebelius for her faulty website. this is funny. take a look. >> kathleen sebelius, secretary of health under president obama. now a lot of folks have been talking about the new health care enrollment website. how its been crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking. well, tonight i have a number of frie...

Welcome welcome back. even the presidents liberal friends in hollywood cant help but laugh at obama care. "saturday night live" made a rockery of kathleen sebelius for her faulty website. this is funny. take a look. >> kathleen sebelius, secretary of health under president obama. now a lot of folks have been talking about the new health care enrollment website. how its been crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking. well, tonight i have a num...

The affordable care act flub up was all over weekend television and not just the sunday shows. >> hi, im secretary of health under president obama. a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website, how it has been crashing and breaking and not working and breaking and sucking. tonight i have a number of friendly tips to help you deal with those technical problems. for example, have you tried restarting your computer? sometimes it helps to turn the computer off and th...

Good luck with this. more tech troubles for health care.gov. >> a lot of folks are talking about the health care enrollment website how it is crashing and freezing and shutting down and stalling and not working and breaking and sucking. >> there it is. first by the way, they did real changes to the health care.gov site. gone is the smiling woman. white house soup of the day, ribolita. well be right back. the big cheese. and in this corner, the best generation of dawn power, platinum! [ bell ding...

Section, another place where the obama care debacle has broken through is on the camdy section. lets take a look at last night, "saturday night live" rolled out someone who looked like catherine sebelius. >> a lot of folks have been talking about our new health care enrollment website, how its been crashing and freezing, shutting down, not working and breaking and sucking. well, tonight, i have a number of friendly tips to help you deal with those technical problems. for example, have you tried ...

Youve almost convinced me. bill, does this hope a celebrity will be on your jury when youre brought up on charges of sucking. >> thats illegal. i hate tom hanks. i hate him for the reason that everyone loves pim high pressure hes still married. hes a national treasure. hes a 21st century jimmy stewart. i hate him for all those reasons and he walks around with his glasses. he exudes the fact he knows america loves him. i hope he serves on nine million jury duties and i hope they are terrible and ...

Youve almost convinced me. bill, does this hope a celebrity will be on your jury when youre brought up on charges of sucking. >> thats illegal. i hate tom hanks. i hate him for the reason that everyone loves pim high pressure hes still married. hes a national treasure. hes a 21st century jimmy stewart. i hate him for all those reasons and he walks around with his glasses. he exudes the fact he knows america loves him. i hope he serves on nine million jury duties and i hope they are terrible and ...

Temperatures sometimes. if you are outside you kind of feel like the sucking of the wind. there is a tower cam shot right now of kind of the horizon and that ominous nature that comes with tornadic activity. tell us more about what people can expect. >> were going to continue to see weather conditions deteriorate across parts of kansas. as we take you over to our radar very quickly, we want to make this a little bit bigger for you. what we are dealing with now is a tornado emergency and the area...