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Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes seth rogen, Kumail Nanjiani, and paul shaffer and the worlds most dangerous band, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen woo yeah thank you very much woo thanks, everybody hey cheers and applause very nice. Hey, everybody audience chanting stephen thank you so much welcome to the late show, every...

Andy serkis, and a musical performance from scarborough. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you, everybody whats going on . Good to see you cheers and applause hey thanks, everybody please have a seat thank you so much ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff its been an exciting day. Im still excited. Jon yea...

Andy serkis, and a musical performance from scarborough. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you, everybody whats going on . Good to see you cheers and applause hey thanks, everybody please have a seat thank you so much ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff its been an exciting day. Im still excited. Jon yea...

Jimmy very exciting. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks, all of you, for coming. Today was one of those one of those days i woke up, i cracked my neck, i brushed my teeth, i looked in the mirror and i thought, boy, am i glad im not donald trump jr. [ laughter ] i have that thought about three times a week, but today i said it out loud. You probably heard, back in june donald trump jr. Met with a russian lawyer whoa believed had damaging information about Hillary Cl...

Everything. Thats very nice. [ cheers ] let me ask you something. I dont know. Maybe its just me. Does anybody feel a little bit lighter today like sometoday. [ cheers and applause ] he is coming back. So calm down. The president and the first lady arrived in paris today at the invitation of french president emmanuel macron. There they are together. Last time they had a handshake it lasted longer than like two of trumps marriages. [ laughter ] so all eyes were on this one. It went without incide...

Jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Those of you who have babies at home or abroad know that a lot of stuff comes with them. We have so much stuff at my house. To be honest, i dont know what half of this stuff does. What i do is every item in this stroller has a terrible name, and its starting to drive me nuts. Like this. This is a wubenub. Its a pacifier with a little like dead animal at the end. [ laughter ] my daughter calls it a wubby. And now i have to say the word wubby ten times a da...

[ laughter ] look at that little guy. Look at that little gentleman. During his Senate Testimony today, attorney general Jeff Sessions said that any suggestion he colluded with russia during the election is quote, an appalling and detestable lie. And he blamed it on those golddarn duke boys. [ light laughter ] former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has published a new book titled understanding trump. And i have to say its a pretty quick read. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new poll found tha...

Featuring jon batiste and stay human, and stephen explors the ritz carlton president ial suite. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause russian music playing stephen whoo thank you, jon whats up, jon . Good to see ya. How are ya . audience chanting Stephen Stephen please have a seat, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, i dont know if you heard the news, but, af...

Human, and stephen explors the ritz carlton president ial suite. Now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause russian music playing stephen whoo thank you, jon whats up, jon . Good to see ya. How are ya . audience chanting Stephen Stephen please have a seat, everybody youre too kind. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause well, i dont know if you heard the news, but, after nine years in prison, o. J....

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