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Daily social distancing show presents the Republican National convention, celebrating february to come. Trevor so last night was the final night of the Republican National convention, also known as the place where Facebook Comments come to life. And this was the night that everyone was waiting for, the acceptance speech of donald trump. But before the speech started, we got this incredible moment between trumps first lady and melania. cheers and applause oh, my god did you guys see that . Play i...

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Save the post office, Michael Kosta tries to smuggle coronavirus on to an indian reservation and how donald trump intends to win the popular vote. Lets do this, welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevor noahs couch to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily distancing show presents the Democratic National convention, electing americas first black president s friend. Trevor so tonight was the first night of the Democratic National convention, and i was actually going to watch it but ...

So lets do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily social distancing show presents, the Republican National convention, celebrating februarys economy. Yesterday was night two of the Republican National convention. The biggest week for Trump Campaign staffers who arent currently in prison. The night got off to a rocky start when one speaker was pulled at the last minute for tweeting out a antise...

On, everybody . Welcome to the daily distancing show. Im trevor noah. It is monday, august 17, which means the Democratic National convention kicked off today in milwaukee. It also means theres still three days left for john delaney to maybe win the mom no nation. Youve got this, my man some of you may have noticed my face is a little swollen. I wanted to address this before people start rumors. I was walking to subway to get my usual 3 00 a. M. Sandwich, and this guy in a maga hat jumped out of...

Why this man is holding a plate of calamari, and why Kamala Harris isnt really black. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Announcer from trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor last night was the Halfway Point of the allvirtual Democratic National convention, and the night began with the conventions keynote address. Now, traditionally, the keynote is given by one speak...

Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim belushi. Star of hbos succession, actress sarah snook. Author of must i go, yiyun li. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and no Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My parents are visiting me right now. So im doing great even though im apparently a little skinny and i curse too much and isnt it a little early for a cocktail, seth and anyway, lets get to the news during a press conference yesterday, Presi...

Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight keep kamala and carry on. And our uninformed correspondent goes for for her covid checkup. Plus, stephen welcomes. Laura linney featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Its once again primary night in america. Tonight, the final and decisive primary in connecticut. This one is for all the marbles, and the crown. The ...

From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor captioning sponsored by Comedy Central lets kick things off in florida. The state america dropped on its head as a baby. You may remember that two years ago the state passed a referendum allowing exconvicts to have their Voting Rights restored. But then republican officials passed a law saying that most felons had to pay all their court fines and fees before registering ...