Today was halloween and right on cue, hillarys private email server came back from the dead. [ laughter ] thats right. Today was halloween. Im not a decoration yelled eric trump as he was put back in the attic for next year. [ laughter ] there are just eight days left until the election. So if anyones still thinking of just saying. [ cheers and applause ] after claiming the election is rigged, donald trump said at a rally last week that the country should, quote, just cancel the election and give it to trump. And then on friday, fbi director james comey said, okay. [ laughter ] according to a new poll almost 76 of people think the media wants Hillary Clinton to win the if hillary wins, nobodys going to want to watch the news. Email hearings, droning speeches. But if trump wins, the news is going to be like an action movie written by seventh graders. [ laughter and applause ] weve bombed mexico again . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be quiet. Im watching the topless super bowl halftime show. [ laugh
[ laughter and applause ] weve bombed mexico again . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be quiet. Im watching the topless super bowl halftime show. [ laughter ] donald trump told supporters last night that Hillary Clinton wants to bring 650 Million Immigrants into the United States within one week of taking office. Whereas if he wins, canada gets 150 Million Immigrants. [ cheers and applause ] nasas Early Warning asteroid Intruder Alert system spotted an asteroid as it passed by earth last night, and i think i speak for all of us when i say, come back, asteroid [ laughter and applause ] a trump supporter was arrested in iowa last week for inperson voter fraud after she attempted to vote twice. She said the first vote was to make america great. And the second one was to make according to a new study using marijuana may improve night vision. Said one user, oh, right. [ laughter ] because of the lighter. [ laughter ] a ukrainian man legally changed his name to iphone seven after an Electronics Store offer
[ laughter and applause ] weve bombed mexico again . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be quiet. Im watching the topless super bowl halftime show. [ laughter ] donald trump told supporters last night that Hillary Clinton wants to bring 650 Million Immigrants into the United States within one week of taking office. Whereas if he wins, canada gets 150 Million Immigrants. [ cheers and applause ] nasas Early Warning asteroid Intruder Alert system spotted an asteroid as it passed by earth last night, and i think i speak for all of us when i say, come back, asteroid [ laughter and applause ] a trump supporter was arrested in iowa last week for inperson voter fraud after she attempted to vote twice. She said the first vote was to make America Great. And the second one was to make America Great again. According to a new study using marijuana may improve night vision. Said one user, oh, right. [ laughter ] because of the lighter. [ laughter ] a ukrainian man legally changed his name to iphone seven after an El
Donald trump settled the Fraud Lawsuit against Trump University over the weekend for 25 million. Well technically he settled it for 24 million plus two tickets to hamilton. [ light laughter ] Vice President elect mike pence was booed by the audience of the hit broadway show, hamilton, this weekend. But thats nothing compared to what happened when he tried to see cats. [ laughter ] after the cast of broadways hamilton addressed Vice President elect mike pence, following a show this weekend, donald trump demanded they apologize and tweeted, the theater must always be a safe and special place. To which muslims replied, two tickets to the theater, please [ laughter ] [ applause ] go to the theater, youll be fine. One of Donald Trumps potential picks for Homeland Security chief may have accidentally after he held a bulleted list of National Security proposals while posing for a photo with trump. Man, if you want to be Homeland Security chief, at the very least get a trapper keeper. [ laught
Lip syncing speech and he will, like, download acceptance speeches from the emmys and stuff like that. Seth uhhuh. And will seth so hell lip sync someone elses acceptance speech . Someone elses crying acceptance speech. Seth will he ever do this in costume . All the time. Yes. Seth okay. It was all in costume with the ears and the hair. Seth so a lot of spock accepting. Yes. Seth wow. Spock accepting grammys. [ laughter ] seth yeah, now i understand. Now its starting to make sense. And i was good at the song selection. Seth okay. That was my forte but it is a shameful practice because if you came into the actors tent, it would be a bunch of actors doing this. [ laughter ] thats what it looks like. Its terrible. Seth not no one going over their lines, just fully lip syncing. No. Its awful. Seth i wanted to talk to you about a wonderful thing that happened online, which was called so i guess explain the okay. This is seth starring john cho. Starring john cho. Seth and i guess someone did