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Chief rival on russia today. how does russia today get roseanne barrs number or are they now getting her sitcom? to my question is i know shes a comedienne or used to be. >> i think she was being funny. >> shes looking to cap wealth which is interesting. and shes looking to behead bankers. >> my question is why do we care what roseanne barr says? why do we give so much attention to these celebrities and what they say, susan sarandon down there, michael moore, roseanne barr. most american people ...

>> thats a bad day for a lot of people. anyone who is festive can tell you occasionally you will have a downer. >> not for me. i hated carl and ted. >> happy national stab yourself in the throat and bleed out day. >> this is over. lets welcome our guests. she is so hot when she was born the sun had to take a paternity test. i am here with attorney and former contestant on "the apprentice." and he is a television legend in the world of high financial analysis. penn financial group founder and p...

Former contestant on the apprentice, and it is michael moynihan. and he is high on life and a bowl full of cocaine. nice lapels. and he is smart, dashing, handsome and brave. but enough about my good friend clive owen. sitting next to me was mike baker and the president of diligence and the proud makers of diligence caramel apples. when you think diligence, think caramel apples, head bands and athletic supporters. and his greatest caper, it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you,...

Injury she got on a work trip? >> thank you, andy jie. happy walk on stilts day, greg. >> i imagine walking on stilts hurts your feet. i prefer a smooth surface to walk on like pavement or flat, dry soil. >> i think you misunderstood it. possibly to cover something up. >> what would i have to cover something up? i invite to you read me at your leisure. >> sorry, i dont read pop up books. >> if i was reading your back i would mistake it for braille because it is bumpy. >> well if i were reading y...

>> thank you, andy jie. happy walk on stilts day, greg. >> i imagine walking on stilts hurts your feet. i prefer a smooth surface to walk on like pavement or flat, dry soil. >> i think you misunderstood it. possibly to cover something up. >> what would i have to cover something up? i invite to you read me at your leisure. >> sorry, i dont read pop up books. >> if i was reading your back i would mistake it for braille because it is bumpy. >> well if i were reading your face i would think it is st...

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Could kill you if it hasnt already. >> thank you. >> happy fairy day. >> im glad you noticed. the fairy world is wondrous. >> indeed. and the great thing about fairy day is it is for the children of the world. wide eyed to the magic that surrounds them. and it is for adults who hope to capture a bit of the magic from their childhood. >> thats why every day should be happy fairy day, and i saw lute you for spearheading the initiative. >> i cant take all of the credit, but i will anyway. >> god bl...

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Spoiler alert. actor peter fonda has lost his mind. >> thank you, andy. >> happy morse code day. [morse code] >> that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. good day, sir. >> lets welcome our guests. i am here with attorney and former contestant on "the apprentice." she is so moking -- smoking mayor bloomburg banned her on sidewalks and parks. he couples his abs and right wing be jabs. and he is german for our little secret. it is our repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and the sharper i...

It comes quickly to most. im just used to it. im used to it. >> how important is this man to you? >> translator: this man here? well -- well. no. this man -- play as big role in my life because -- not only is he a good friend and he runs my production company, he is -- i mean, he is my confidant. he is -- it is important to have him there, not on a personal level. completely separate. >> how embarrassed does he get when he has to talk about himself in the third person like this? >> translator: h...