Be authentic and authentically weird. We ve got a lot to do tonight. A whole big world of fix. Let s leave there it. No, don t leave it there! why would you leave there it? there is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didn t have a facebook. Now we re at $1,000 people. The government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9/11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. I think at this point jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. We re going help everyone out there, try to for the next hour take our mind off things. Here is a strange thing in the wall street journal today. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So we was toys, is that their new name? we started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. And then you started to be able the make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking goo
Lady gaga s make over. Be authentic. Authentically we have a whole world to fix. No, don t leave it there. Why would you leave it there in there is a terrible place to leave it. We must find terrors where ever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with post 9/11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. I think at this point, jay liking himself to the troop s cheerleader. We ll help everyone out there try to take our minds off of they thinks. Toys r us announced they may sell their toy devision. So we was toys? we started out doing work completely non political. Nonseptember 11th and you start making jokes about things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for the taliban, today they took a head count and the idea of only half of them had one. It is always the middle child that causes the problems. Leno has the fun, easy going vibe. Jay talks like most people talk. I think they completely relate to that. His humor was for america. You have
Faced. They were always in your home d now you get to be in theirs. We are just like everything in the world sucks right now. I needed it so much. See how many lives you can ruin. Something has changed, you can t ignore it. Stop saying this is not who we are and start asking what can i do to change it. Cutting the cord for the satellite company. My presidency entering the fourth quarter, interesting stuff happens in the fourth quarter. That s what jay leno did last night. In 2014 as jay leno retired, there was a dissipated fractured late night. This idea of late night television is evolving. Streaming services and cable. People can watch whatever they want when they want to watch it. Jimmy fallon was writing things that were meant to be consumed in a different manner in a traditional three network late night way. We have done late night, i am happy to follow jay leno. He was always great to me. By the time jay was leaving, everybody expects jay leno is going to get it. I think he s jus
Doing. We could have had it all and then late night is hit with the biggest challenge it has ever faced. Time for social distancing, pack your things and go they were always in your home, but now you get to be in theirs. My first guest tonight, as you can see is mr. Bubble. People were just like everything in the world sucks right now. I needed this so much. Just swing for the fences and see how many lives you can ruin. Something has changed. You can t ignore it. Stop saying this is not who we are and start asking what can i do to change it. Cutting the cord to the cable company or the satellite company is a terrifying prospect. My presidency entering the fourth quarter, interesting stuff happens in the fourth quarter. Very few people leave the game when they re on top of their game, and that s what jay leno did last night. In 2014 as jay leno retired, there was definitely a more dissipated, fractured late night environment. This idea of late night television is evolving. What is telev
Do you feel pressure from mr. Trump? i have no comment, sir. I have no comment. Thank you, sir. Many would like to hear what he has to say, instead of a no comment. People would love to get any comment or denials or whatever he feels is true about the allegations. But what you just saw is what is the most legally prudent course, say nothing in public when you have an open grand jury probe grinding on. Weisselberg and trump, they make all the big money decisions, and one senior trump organization official just went under oath. Prosecutors scouring and the pressure all part of an effort to turn that cfo you just saw into a cooperating witness. Good to see you both. John, you heard it there. No comment from someone who looks like he is still adjusting to just how much legal and public pressure there will be on him, the cfo. Enormous. There s a triumvirate. These three men were very close, trump, weisselberg, and mcconney. Only if he doesn t tell the truth does he get in trouble. In deposi