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Hello, im kasie hunt. Welcome to cnn this morning, the breaking news, the national hurricane center out with a brand new update it on hurricane milton. Milton continues to be a dangerous category five hurricane, expected to bring lifethreatening storm surge and dangerous winds along floridas gulf coast practically all of central florida remains under a hurricane warning with landfall expected as early as tonight with evacuation orders clogging floridas major interstates, a new problem growing fu...

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Thank you so much for letting us into your homes during these extraordinary times. Were grateful. Please stay safe. The beat with ari melber starts right now. Hi, ari. Hi nicolle. Welcome to the beat. Warning against maga disinformation. Both candidates have been speaking out. We have more on the intersection of this humanitarian damager and the campaigns later this hour. While the latest reports indicate this volatile category 3 will double in size and make landfall in florida within hours. Exp...

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As israel holds commemorations marking the October 7th attacks, we ll be reporting on how so many lives were changed and how the reverberations have spread right across the Middle East as israel waged War On Hamas In Gaza and now in lebanon against hezbollah. Panoramas Jane Corbin has been following two families affected from this conflict. One in israel, and one in gaza. Both living in the aftermath of the attacks, and the war that followed. A year ago, Doron Katz Asher and her two daughters, r...