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Hello. Welcome to the programme. Lets begin with some breaking news. In the past hour, the Israeli Army says its struck Hezbollah Fighters inside a mosque in the south of the country. Hezbollah fighters are also said to be engaged in fierce clashes with israeli troops in lebanons Southern Border area. There have also been more explosions in the Hezbollah Dominated Suburbs of the lebanese capital, beirut. It comes just hours after the Israeli Army issued an Evacuation Order for dozens of areas in...

Lets give you latest now on the situation in the Middle East. Israel says its bombed a mosque in southern lebanon, which It Claims was being used by hezbollah as a Command Centre. By Hezbollah Israel has also struck an Apartment Building in the northern lebanese city of tripoli hamas affiliated Palestinian Media say that a commander in hamas Armed Wing was killed, as well as his wife and children. This is the live scene in the Southern Suburbs of beirut where the israeli attacks are continuing. ...

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Welcome to Alex Witt reports, im ali vitali. We begin with decision 2024, 31 days until Election Day. Both candidates making public appearances with voting already underway in some states. Vice president Kamala Harris will be in North Carolina this afternoon, Donald Trump will be in pennsylvania returning to the site of an attempted assassination against him. Governor Tim Walz is set to speak in Ohio And Senator did events will be in massachusetts and then pennsylvania himself. Vp harris spoke i...

Welcome to hannity. Tonight recovery efforts continue in parts of north carolina, south carolina, georgia tennessee virginia and florida. We have communities all across appellation. They are completely devastated. The situation tonight is dire, and according to reports on the ground the biden administration have been making it worse and they have been totally tonedeaf for over a week. This has been the worst federal hurricane response in the history of our country. Connect elon musks been extrem...

You never want to lose your Edge And Alexis rx completely understands that national airport this is cnn Kamala Harris and Donald Trump are getting high Profile Help as they campaign in Mustwin Battleground states. Plus with power being slowly restored areas hit by Hurricane Helene. There are new warnings about floodwaters. The challenges residents are facing as they try to rebuild a week after the storm drastically changed life and towns across the southeast and it was the case that captured the...

Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wifes hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democr...

Washington tonight. A lot to get to. Jampacked show. Breaking moments ago the port strike temporarily suspended until after the election. How convenient. More on that in moments. But, first, the stranding of america. Thats the focus of tonight of tonights angle. All right. Did joe and kamala care more about the millions of illegals coming across our border than the people struggling in the storm are a advantaged southeast? over the past four years, democrats, led by joe biden and kamala, racked ...

Im Dana Perino along with Judge Jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. So the democrats Assistant Coach fumbling the ball at the big vp debate. Senator j. D. Vance and governor Tim Walz striking a more civil tone as they tangled over the big issues facing the country, and it turns out shielding your candidate from Media Scrutiny does not the best strategy. Tim walz only doing half dozing interviews before the showdown, and...

Beirut, lebanon. Weve been watching this picture for several Hours Today as the israeli military warns people to evacuate southern Lebanon Signaling a possible broadening of its operation there. Were live in the Middle East all morning long here. First, however, there is this. Mark the calendars, america, 33 days to go. The candidates are back on the trail now and three major stories threatening to upend the race for the White House as we Say Hello to october and all the surprises that could com...