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So, in just two days, Jim Walls and j. D. Vance will Face Off in their first and only debate, which is the only two make it to this level for election day. The former Attorney General led the process by Harris Harris later, i have wanted at the trail all summer. This week, i caught up with him in North Carolina. We talked about the rise in antisemitism, the trump Teams Gas Lighting of america women, and even some fantasy football. Okay, i have been thinking a lot lately about that moment a few w...

Now looking like a ghost town. Thousands have left, many more are still trying to leave. Driving through dahieh this morning, we saw cars packed with mattresses and bags. Some people seemed to be leaving on foot. Israeli Air Strikes destroyed this building yesterday. The smell of the explosives was still hanging in the air and we could hear the sound of drones flying overhead. Israel says it will continue to target hezbollah, even after killing the groups leader, Hassan Nasrallah. Dahieh is no l...

Became incredibly. Some previous became incredibly. Some previous Labour Campaigns have been previous Labour Campaigns have been pretty personal as well. I dont been pretty personal as well. I dont think we are there yet. I think dont think we are there yet. I think some of the candidates, not all think some of the candidates, not all of think some of the candidates, not all of them, are a bit frustrated. This week is basically a hustling bonanza. They basically a hustling bonanza. They are basi...

It was a fast moving newsweek. Here are some of the conversations you might have missed. We go have new polls from three key Battleground States the latest Maris Poll of likely voters in arizona find former President Trump ahead of Kamala Harris 50 to 49 . Of course, New York Times poll had Donald Trump up 73 points a couple days ago. Its the same story. Outflier with likely voters in georgia where the late of the Marist Poll finds trump ahead. 50 to 49 . One point. North carolina, Trump And Har...

He led the process for Harrises Vp Choice and Coming Up first. Later i have been wanting to hit the trail with doug im half all summer and we talked about everything and even some fantasy football. Okay. I have been thinking a lot lately about that moment a few weeks ago and you remember The One. When Kamala Harris walked out on the Debate Stage and shook Donald Trumps hand. She was pretty aggressive and didnt wait for him and she literally leaned in into his face. I have been thinking about tha...

The impact in lebanon where the health ministry said 33 people were killed and nearly 200 were injured in new israeli air strikes on saturday. Our senior international correspondent orla guerin has the latest from beirut. Explosion. This is what beirut has been enduring, massive israeli strikes that could ignite the whole region because israel killed its target, sheikh hassan nasrallah. For his followers, its a devastating blow, for his iranian backers, a strategic loss. The longtime leader of h...

Hospitals have been inundated with those injured and they are very traumatised Health Workers and Front Line workers. But we are flying in emergency medical supplies, we have flown in 100 medical tonnes last weekend and this week, but it is difficult to find those aircraft to come in and deliver the goods. We are doing what we can with what we have on the ground but time is of the essence given the magnitude of the crisis and the level of injuries we are dealing with, and facilities, and trying ...

Kamala harris go to the border and talks tough on immigration. And Donald Trump, will voters buy it . Plus The Middle East on a knifes edge tonight, new fears of a Ground Invasion in lebanon. As israel targets the leader of hezbollah did they take them out . And as you ron about to step in and a natural Disaster Unfolding in real time as Helene Drowns Parts of the southeast, the destruction and the stories of Survival Tonight on Laura Coates live republicans have been shouting about for years, a...

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We have a duty to set rules at our border. To enforce them. But critics say its a stunt on the stump. Plus hes called volodymyr zelenskyy, nasty salesman. And now with ukraines fate in the balance, donald trump praises the countrys invader to zelenskys face relationship. As you know, with president putin. Also gazans mayor gets his mug shot and eric adams suggest the charges are president bidens payback and days before his vp debate j. D. Vance is set to appear with a maga pastor who claims kama...