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Good Evening And Welcome to the Bbc News at six. Sir Keir Starmer has promised National Renewal in his first speech to the Labour Party Conference as Prime Minister but he warned of tough choices ahead. The Prime Minister insisted that keeping a Cool Head during challenging times would be better in the long term than easy answers. And he pledged to stabilise the economy but made it clear that some of his decisions would be unpopular. Our political editor, Chris Mason is at the conference in live...

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Might see some new evidence in this case before Election Day, because here, Judge Chutkin is allowing prosecutors to submit hundreds of pages of evidence and arguments that they have gathered against former President Trump related to efforts to subvert the 2020 election. And the reason shes allowing this is because she believes the Supreme Court it has issued her a task and that is to look through the allegations here. And the evidence and determine which portions of this case maybe immune from ...

Israeli airstrikes this morning against hezbollah targets in southern lebanon. The strikes are in response to dozens of Hezbollah Rockets fired into northern israel. Most of the projectiles were intercepted, and there are no reports of extensive damage. Lebanon saw its deadliest Day Yesterday since the Hezbollah Israel War in 2006. AlMost 500 people were killed. Israeli warplanes have struck more than 1600 hezbollah targets in recent days. The conflict escalated last week with massive coordinate...

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Getting up Way Too Early with us on this tuesday morning. Morning joe starts right now. Hes not very funny. That guy. Those three guys, theyre being blown away by gutfeld. It was like 2015, thinking about running. I was going to run. I went on his show, right . He goes the tonight show, which is dying. Where is Johnny Carson . Bring back johnny. It made you appreciate, right, uncle sam, made you appreciate the greatness of Johnny Carson and these guys. These three guys, theyre so bad, all three ...

And at long last, this national nightmare that were going through will be over. Women will be happy, healthy, confident, and free. You will no longer be thinking about abortion because it is now where it always had to be, with the states and with the vote of the people. Lord help, trump is still spouting nonsense as Vice President Kamala Harris builds momentum with some very positive new polls and growing enthusiasm. Also tonight, the significance of all the Star Power on harris side, which real...

Good evening im Guy Benson alongside anita vogel, Lisa Boothe and charlie hurt, welcome to the big Weekend Show, the big Story Tonight trumps tough talk. The problem with another debate, it is too late, boating has already started speaker it seems like donald Trump Wont be debating Kamala Harris again as you just heard that meanwhile harris critics say if she wins, the tax may come in, and Irs Union has endorsed her. Fox News Correspondent Alexandria Hoff is live in wilmington north carolina. Go...

Benson, Anita Vogel and charlie. Welcome to a special second hour of the big weekend show. The big Story Tonight is Fox News alert. The Israeli Defense Forces are conducting retaliatory strikes against the irani Bacteria Group Hezbollah this in response the one or 15 aerial attacks toward civilian areas in Northern Israel for it Fox News Correspondent Mike Towbin is in Tel Aviv tonight. After a week in which thousands of hezbollah fighters top commanders were killed, Israel Chief of staff said i...

Good evening im Guy Benson alongside anita vogel, Lisa Boothe and charlie hurt, welcome to the big Weekend Show, the big Story Tonight trumps tough talk. The problem with another debate, it is too late, boating has already started speaker it seems like donald Trump Wont be debating Kamala Harris again as you just heard that meanwhile harris critics say if she wins, the tax may come in, and Irs Union has endorsed her. Fox News Correspondent Alexandria Hoff is live in wilmington north carolina. Go...